When You See A Post Insulting Your Main

SeductiveGrandpa·Nov 8, 2015·59 votes·3,751 views

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/038/905/bc8.gif DOWNVOTING THIS POST FILLS YOU WITH DETERMINATION

(So, whats your main? Mine is: )

111 Comments

J EevoNov 8, 201515 votes

It's a beautiful day on the boards. People are posting, Reds are responding... On days like this, downvoters like you...

SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL

SeductiveGrandpaNov 8, 201510 votes

http://orig03.deviantart.net/9b92/f/2015/261/3/d/getttttttt_dunked_by_theminisculemakahiya-d99ze6q.png FRISK WAS SHUT DOWN

WestonbirtNov 9, 20153 votes

skeletonsofdamage (Sans) is godlike !

A LiberalNov 9, 20157 votes

Bard

http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/02/piano_drop_on_car-33302.gif

TigerMama GemgemNov 12, 20151 votes

I dont' get it.

WyvernEggNov 9, 20157 votes

Ahri
them: "Ahri 4 Flashes no counter play hurr durr!" me: "oh god not again!"

EnchantéNov 9, 20155 votes

nah, Ahri needs some skill there. She's skillshot-based champion just like Ezreal, and no person can play her well without a lot of experience in skillshots. I've seen so many unexperienced players playing Ahri who can't lend her spells and unnecessarily ulted. Good job maining her.

My mains would be Katarina and Riven . A lot of hate is given to me every time I killed an enemy champion. (also, bring on the downvotes for me maining them)

EarthpineNov 9, 20156 votes

Here, have an upvote for being brave enough to say that.

Slamurai JackNov 9, 20155 votes

I'm just tired of my main being called cancer.

KieferrNov 9, 20155 votes

Because it fucking is. Infinite mobility and a non-ultimate ability that singlehandedly nullifies an entire pool of champions. Congrats hope you're proud of yourself.

Slamurai JackNov 9, 20152 votes

As opposed to Vi who merely invalidates every squishy. Give me a break.

KieferrNov 9, 20157 votes

That terrible and false counter-argument must be a result of malignant brain cells caused by excessive exposure to playing yasuo.

Slamurai JackNov 9, 20155 votes

Nah Bro, I'm just pretending I'm a normal Boards member. Watch.

How can Riot be so retarded to release Vi? Her ult is the most broken thing in the game. She just presses R on a squishy champion and they die instantly with NO COUNTERPLAY. Not to mention her free shield, free AS, free armor reduction, free dash, and free auto reset.

Here's how I would nerf Vi. First, make her ult do 0 damage, the CC is more than enough. Then make the ult be able to be blocked if an allied champion gets in the way. Then remove her W passive application on hitting Q. She already gets a dash that does tons of damage, why does it apply W as well? Remove the shield too. She doesn't need it since she builds tank. She's still be a cancerous piece of shit champion but at least she'll finally be balanced.

This is what you people sound like when you call a champion cancer.

KieferrNov 9, 20154 votes

LOL. LOOOL.

Release the anger bro. It's okay. I understand, maintaining a firm erection longer than 7 seconds is difficult and frustrating. The girls dont like that and it makes it impossible to masturbate. That's why I'm here for you, supporting you through this difficult time. I suggest you seek some immediate professional help instead of writing angst filled essays on a video game forum. Nobody takes it seriously, all it does it make ppl laugh! LOL. Hope you didn't break the keyboard as well!

JoquanNov 9, 20153 votes

You're harassing the guy because he mains yasuo. Grow up, it's a video game.

Killer of PorosNov 9, 20155 votes

I get to spam stickers of my main [slayer-pantheon-rainbows] [slayer-pantheon-thumbs] [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

SeductiveGrandpaNov 9, 20152 votes

I have Mantheon so I think i'm entitled to doing this also [slayer-pantheon-thumbs] [slayer-pantheon-thumbs] [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

RalanrNov 10, 20151 votes

Maintheon's unite! [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Gentleman GemsNov 9, 20155 votes

Taric Me: Your just mad cuz I'm just Truly Outrages https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380366604ra/718880.gif

Coolwhip191Nov 13, 20151 votes

It always brings a smile to my face when i wreck someone as top Taric and they go "no skill faceroller"

Gamemaster AnthNov 9, 20154 votes

Show of hands if you now want Undertale themed skins. Including Undyne Nami and Asgore Mordekaiser or JarvanIV .

doombotMECHANov 9, 20153 votes

Urgot , Taric , Yorick . it's been years since i've seen salt on any of these guys.

Blue Moon WolfNov 20, 20151 votes

It's also been years since riot has done anything with them :p

RakvirNov 9, 20152 votes

I really don't think anyone has ever gone out of their way to insult Galio unless they were lobbying for buffs/rework....

DIRUNov 9, 20151 votes

i love galio

SeductiveGrandpaNov 9, 20152 votes

I freaking love Galio, its sad that he doesnt get that much attention. I love to play Debonair Galio and pretend to be a gentlemen to my team and the enemy team. Galio "Ladies and gentlemen! I hope you have a ravishing game, good luck, have fun!" Yasuo "Muted." Galio "; m ;"

DIRUNov 11, 20151 votes

why would anyone mute for that? XD

SeductiveGrandpaNov 11, 20151 votes

I dont know but Im being completely serious, when I start off games I usually say something like: "*Champion Related Joke, GL HF" "Random fact, gl HF" "Random thing, gl hf" and i've had people instantly respond with "MUTED"

kJsNov 9, 20152 votes

I've never seen anyone insult my MonkeyKing . Completely balanced champion, that is sadly falling through the cracks slowly because of freelo champs like Fiora and Darius .

Gnawr xdNov 9, 20151 votes

When you call Darius a freelo champ but he was just nerfed to the point of being a little underpowered if matched up against anyone of even a little skill

kJsNov 10, 20151 votes

Probably the reason why I personally find Darius freelo (hard to win lane against) is because I play champs that he easily bullies. MonkeyKing Aatrox

I play a little bit of Renekton and the one time that I did get matched against a Darius, he ended up outsustaining me by the time he hit level 5.

Blue Moon WolfNov 10, 20151 votes

http://www.lememe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/55556666.png R.I.P - Tank MonkeyKing Season 1- 3 End of season 5- preseason 6

kJsNov 10, 20151 votes

Tankong's never been good since season 4. Not sure about season 3. Wukong is simply not a tank. You build bruiser style or assassin style, not tank pls. item 3070

Blue Moon WolfNov 10, 20151 votes

I like to have the option for situations when going tanky would be safer, though those are far and few between with all the anti-tank stuff now. back then I woud build things like item 3083 item 3068 item 3074 http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XTHR4Bpt3A8/T9hcBxhrKqI/AAAAAAAAAIA/PJ7pVeFKYgM/s1600/atmas-impaler.gif item 3156 item 3009 , so I guess technacly I built him as a bruiser. This was when I first started and didn't realise how far I could get with more armor pen and attack speed mind you.

kJsNov 10, 20152 votes

Yeah, that's pretty bruiser, except for the warmog's, not tank though. "

I still have to experiment with a Titanic + Dead Man's + Sterak's + Triforce build though, but it will likely not deal as much damage as Armor Pen + AD wukong and only be bruiser level of tankiness considering it only gives health and some armor.

Blue Moon WolfNov 10, 20151 votes

The item 3083 was for bonus AD from Atma's Impaler. I can tell you that that build works good, but I should note that item 3053 only gives him 25-28 attack damage with Wu's base attack damage (have no idea how that compares to other champs).It does double if it's passive activates, so I guess it's usefulness is decided on how often you think your gonna get bursted by an enemy.

kJsNov 10, 20151 votes

The idea is that the base AD increase scales with Triforce's Spellblade proc.

Blue Moon WolfNov 10, 20151 votes

looks at spellblade passive [slayer-pantheon-rainbows] I will be honest, I just thought that was a minor buff to the next hit and definitely didn't know it buffed base damage. I'll have to try it out before they rework Trinity force.

kJsNov 10, 20151 votes

It's pretty good if you spread out your ability presses. But glass cannon Wukong doesn't deal as much damage late game with Triforce so I never build it on Wukong and I've yet to practice early proccing my Q so I can quickly get two spellblade procs per Q+E combo to maximise the spellblade passive.

What also sucks it Triforce doesn't give enough AD for your ultimate, though the Rage passive procs help with repositiong and chasing but I always buy Black Cleaver for that anyway.

legionnaire99Nov 10, 20152 votes

Poppy no one know what you can do*[slayer-jinx-wink]*

Epic MurphNov 10, 20152 votes

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used thigh highsNov 10, 20152 votes

well...i main Riven

Blue Moon WolfNov 10, 20151 votes

well...i main

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used thigh highsNov 20, 20151 votes

why yall gotta hate on Riven, just cause you suck against her is no real reason

Blue Moon WolfNov 20, 20151 votes

oh calm down, it was a joke. No one's judging you for maining Riven. You're free to main whoever you want, just like everyone is free to hate whatever champ they want. I'm sure even you have that one champ you can't stand :p