The Results of Your Crying [Play]
The following is what I imagine that you people who are crying about these plants think is going to happen.
Enjoy
Riot Employee: "Hey um, ... boss, we are getting feedback from the boards about the Plants. " Dev Boss: "Oh great! They must be excited to hear what we are going to do, right?" Riot Employee: ".. Yeah, ... about that, .. they are actually really mad, ..." Dev Boss: "What, mad? How could they be mad? Did some information get leaked ahead of schedule?" Riot Employee: "No, all details are on schedule. All we have shown them are a few very short videos and a few Red posts." Dev Boss: "And that has them mad? It must be the Red posts. How much information did they give out?" Riot Employee: "Nothing much really. They are basically just trying to reassure concerned fans that the system isn't completely random as everyone is assuming." Dev Boss: "Ah, I could see that causing some alarm. The balance of the game would get really out of hand if we did that. I bet that has calmed them down" Riot Employee: "No, not really. They seem to be ignoring it and insisting that this is a bad idea." Dev Boss: "Well, what a shame. I guess we will just give them what they want and scrap this idea. Tell the boys that the plants are out."
... One Year Later....
Dev Boss: "Alright, we have given them a second season 6. Practically nothing was changed. I think that has been long enough. Time to announce this year's preseason changes." Riot Employee: "Actually, boss, ... " Dev Boss: "What is it?" Riot Employee: "The boards are already not happy with them." Dev Boss: "What do you mean, we haven't even announced anything yet?!" Riot Employee: "Yeah, I know. It's the strangest thing. They already don't like our plans though." Dev Boss: "That's it! Shut it down! We're done! GG"
..... END
