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-Goes in the dumpster in season 3 since her waveclear top gets nerfed and since we all know that pro players don't dare to touch something unless is worth 5-6 champions in one, goes into the dumpster, especially because she has no real jungle build and so she can only be played top
-Devourer is introduced
-Devourer gets considered shit
-In low elo she stomps but goes unnoticed because in high elo is cinderhulk fiesta
-A few mains manage to make her decent
-Her Q gets nerfed because she's "too strong" AKA, the nerf that became history as the "straight outta silver", most likely because a rioter got stomped by a shyvana so after spending the night crying and punching his head in the bathroom he came up with this idea, no big deal by the way, just a little more difficult pre-15 minutes game
-Riot realizes that devourer synergizes a litte too well on 3 champions/130 so they decide to cut the balls and remove it from the game for good
-Q nerf goes untouched, known also as "Q? which Q? we don't know nothing about Qs...", np, still all good
-Bloodrazor gets introduced, good item, but RIP 56314 procs of titanic hydra every auto thanks to SOTA and titanic, you will be missed
-The time passes, shyvana is still an amazing champion, a few manins AKA ME BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE SUCKED DICK AT HER manage to keep her on the crest of the tide and all was good
-Rito detects trough their complex and sophisticated instruments that she's still assraping low elo as the games below plat have basically 9-10 afks per game (some say that they're actually the upper step of intermediate bots)
-Rito goes full shill and brainwashing to cover up the fact that they want to make shyvana USELESS for good this time
-A few redditdrones and clueless "shyvana mains" that have their brain completely removed and replaced by meddler, wavebreak and few others keep their shilling high and proud
-Shyvana is now dead
-The fact that league players are monkeys on cocaine place her as second winrate for various reasons such as
- People notice they have a garbage champ in their team so they stop trolling
- People have no idea what shyvana does so she suffers from the "urgot effect" (which made him op for ONE patch after his "buffs")
- In plat and above is rewarded more grouping and fighting after getting an advantage (IF the advantage gets taken) rather than splitpushing, thing that shyvana EXCELLED at
- It's easier to get carried when you're a meatshield for your team rather than an actual player, even if there are picks that tank 4 times better and champs that do 4 times the damage current shyvana does
- She simply gets straight up carried but people cover their eyes and refuse to figure that out and put the praise on shyv
-Every pro player plays her even if THEY KNOW that's a trash pick and you can clearly see it as they're frustrated as fuck while playing her, proof of that: they don't pick shyvana anymore LUL
-She gets called op when right now it's better to have a 0/47/0 full ap garen instead of a shyvana in your team
-W gets nerfed further for no reason on earth, kinda double pointless since i completely dumped her as she's unplayable now
They have no idea what to do with Shaco.