Been about 2 weeks since last patch; based on a true story

This happened in a normal game with my friend (We went Thresh/Mordekaiser bot)

lolwat, Morde bot Uh...yes? lmao you idiots, he goes mid or top Have you read the patch notes or paid attention to games recently? He's really strong lol patch notes are for nerds who don't bother figuring things out themselves. I bet you'll feed hard ........ When my friend Thresh dies for FB to Vayne because they invaded us and he facechecked ROFL, see? That's not even because of Morde bot, it's because I facechecked Sure kids, sure. If our ADC was Vayne he could easily press E and stop it Vayne's E only hits one target, not 5 =/

Later:

attempts to dive Lissandra and is caught off guard by her ult OH WTF since when does Liss' ult heal?! Patch notes...and not like the heal did anything because her ult counters yours stfu dies to Rammus, yes top lane Rammus OMFG HOW IS RAMMUS SO TANKY lol? Meanwhile in bot lane, first blood was all Vayne got, now she's 40 CS down and 1/5 while Janna is 0/3. I am 7/0 and Thresh is 2/1

Later: Morde, what script are you using to have a dragon ghost? wtf read the goddamn patch notes 3-shots Rammus with Q because Rammus tried to fight me and Thresh 1v2, he only has armor, no HP or MR Jesus Morde wtf is that damage with only 200 AP? THE FREAKIN PATCH NOTES! The patch has been out for like TWO FREAKIN WEEKS In case you non-readers don't know. Rammus got a nice little buff, Lissandra's ult heals, and Mordekaiser got a big rework True story: he's actually got the highest winrate of all ADC's in the game and lowest of mid/top laners wtf how, you're melee with no gapcloser or cc? Yes, but this is what I have a support for 2 seconds later I 3-shot Lissandra after a Thresh hook Jesus you have like 3k HP and do so much damage. How?! READ THE FKING PATCH NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!