The Final Paper

Ok, class, this morning I have a hangover so I'm just going to assign you a free write paper as your final exam and the rubric is how much I like it. Class dismissed. Wh-what?!? Excuse me, p-professor, without a topic given I can't possibly- Lux. Yes? How many fingers am I holding up? You're... not holding up any. I'll let you figure the rest out. Good luck with your paper. W-wait! Dang... How am I going to get an A without a rubric to follow? I have a feeling his grading style won't bode well for us studious types... I know, right? No one asked you. Wha... Do not mind him. He is too self-engrossed to realize the value of human interaction. Aren't you a robot? ...I assumed I was speaking with an intellectual. You have proven me wrong. Goodbye. Hey, Lux. :( Hey, gimme a smile! I have someone you should meet. I've seen you look at him a lot in class, and I figured- S-Shen? Nope, even better. Slurp Eugh... I think I'm going to go back to my dorm. Hey guys, can I play some B-Ball with you? You don't even fit in the court- GET DUNKED! Argh... not cool, Darius. Demacia can suck it. WHAT WAS THAT?!? Oh crap, you've killed us all bro. Shakes her head disapprovingly and continues walking

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Hey Lux. Hey Janna... did you have another one of your "fits?" N-no! Then why is the room in shambles? From the other room That was us, sorry! We were playing a game and got carried away. What kind of barbaric game were you playing? Monopoly. What's wrong? My professor came to class with a hangover and gave us an assignment so easy it might be impossible. You know what I do when that happens to me? What? I dunno, it never has happened to me. Ok, I need to focus, sorry Janna, this is going to take some thinking.

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Hey, check out ze robot girl! Hah, what a joke! Pushes Orianna to the ground I apologize if I have insulted you in any way, but I did not mean- Oh, you've insulted us just by existing. Come on, girls, let's leave this bucket of bolts, she's not worth our time. Ignore them. They are weak in spirit, and pick on you to make themselves feel superior. I do not have emotions, so naturally I only store this data without any resentment. It hurts regardless. The constant insults? No.

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Lux, we have to evacuate the building. What? Why? The science geeks did it again. Which "it?" Another one of their experiments is loose. I'm sure it's not that bad- From the hallway RAHAHAHAHAWR! STOP THAT DOG! YOU REALLY SCREWED UP THIS TIME, SINGED! How the hell are we gonna catch him now?!? WOOHOO HAH HAH HAHOOOOOO! What in the world are you students doi-YAGH! UNHAND ME, YOU BEAST! THIS IS YOUR BIGGEST MISTAKE YET, SINGED! IT'S NOT A MISTAKE IF YOU LEARN FROM IT!

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And that's why I was not able to complete the paper, please give me another chance! ...you didn't get the memo, did you? Our dorm mailbox melted by Singed yesterday. I realized that we don't have finals until a month and a half, thanks to the principal reminding me... so there's no assigment now. Really? That's great! It was a completion grade, by the way. ...oh. TEACHER, I GOT MY HOMEWORK! You're not even in this class. You're right. This doesn't look like the football locker room. Ok, bye! I swear, some of these people make horrible decisions. Didn't you drink heavily during one of our exams? Shut up, Aatrox! I've seen you go to the mall to buy lipstick! :(

The End.