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Everytime I play 
"You know what fuck it, ill just roam if you are under tower"
Midlaner gets a triple
"Guess ill go back top and wait for the Enemy Jungler to show up, thats the only time something will happen in this lane..."
Shall we say 6?
I'm gonna start using this in all chat when I play against a passive laner xD
I guess we shall not fight in a positive manner. I play passively all the time. SOMETIMES EVEN AS KLED AND THAT AIN'T RIGHT
For the most part that's how you're supposed to play against morde however. If you're melee.
this also applies for Yorick
Yeah, that's basically it.
Eh, I personally don't mind playing passive, especially when I am playing someone who doesn't need to snowball and the enemy laner is a snowball oriented champ. Then I love just fucking with them. Even better when you can make them tilt because they can't kill you. Especially if your jungler helps you kill them. That was a glorious game against that Riven as Malphite. I ended up 5/0/something and she was like 0/5/0, it was just silly.
Fake. Mordekaiser doesn't have a face.
sorry can't hear you from under my tower
Sure, just stop healing and shielding off every ability you have and we can dance.
No Take your time, fool. 
I'll see if I can't find you some Top lane Quinn or Vayne match ups.
But. You're morde. I win just by ignoring you. . . . Or... You know... walking. ;p
Meanwhile im playing kled against a passive cho, diving him repeatedly. Kled's pretty good against cho early imo,