If you had kids and were forced to pick a league champion as a babysitter who would it be?
As a pet.
I know, I would make a terrible parent.....
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probably. The big guy's all heart. He's friendly, wise, and patient, all qualities that you need to effectively look after children. And he can fascinate children of any age with his stories to prevent them from breaking stuff, then send them to bed with a smile and a pat on the head. Braum's just awesome.
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Can i go to play LoL even tho i didn't finish my homework?
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She casts Dark Binding on my kid when I leave, and after three hours when I get back they'll still be right where I left them.
Remeber kids. Knowledge is Power. And power... is good...
Entertains the kids by chasing a laser pointer and wrecking your furniture.
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Would probably turn your child into a squirrel, yell out "You're it!" like it's some magical game of tag.
"No, no, it's not DRAVEN! It's Draaaaven..."
"Now, today, we will be learning a lesson about the void and all of humanity's inescapable demise..."
"Was... this your card?"
"You don't have to worry about a thing. When you get back, they'll be good as new... better, perhaps..."
"Now, after the saddle is placed firmly on the back of your boar, you climb on top, like so!"
Something tells me we shouldn't look to the league for a babysitter ._.
Hands down. The guy punched through a mountain to save a kid, and my child would feel like he was spending time with muscley Santa Claus. I'd just have to worry about my wife leaving me for him...
Singed :D
I have twin 8 year old boys so the only choice would be 
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You know...two places at once.
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Vi.
Reading her little story, she seems perfect.
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She has a history and could relate to little troublemakers and use her own personal experience to direct their energy in a more positive way.
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She's not completely "by the books" and could easily be a flexible person to deal with oddball situations. A good mix of knowing when to give a little more leash versus reigning the little tykes in. Sort of a "tough but fair" image.
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She's intimidating JUST enough to get the point across that you don't do anything blatantly bad while she's around.
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In a pinch, she would be able to handle any emergencies. Kids accidentily set something off. No worries; she can fix it. Home intruders/kidnappers/etc? Break every bone in their bodies. House fire? Get the kids to safety and could rush back in and rescue those still trapped.
There's surely more but that's all I could come up with in a few minutes.
definitely not 
; )
News the next day
" Child found drowned in bath unattended to, mirror stolen from house "
: But i'm scared of the dark!
: The dark should fear me...
and 
he's actually just a really nice guy who devotes his life to protecting people who can't stand up for themselves. He's basically the slime spider man and what kid doesn't love spider man.
although he might haunt a seven year olds dreams
I'm sorry children.
I heard this champion comes with a little friend that the child could play with. http://i.imgur.com/W1gDsr9.png
Wow...surprised no one posted this one:
because benefits. and reasons and.....
....booty
any of these
: Because Voidlings are awesome pets! :D Also, Malzahar has never seemed evil in my eyes, he's basically a Jehova's witness in charge of a horde of hungry monsters.
"Do you have time to talk about the Void? No? Welp, all yours boys."
"YUM! OMNOMNOMNOM"
So, as long as your kids accept the Void into their hearts, they'd be fine. And if they don't, then screw em, what kind of kid wouldn't ally themselves with outer-dimensional monstrosities that want to consume all in their path? I mean honestly.
Definitely
For love and support(get it) And if my kids need a ass woopin 
If they want a good time 
no wait, you can't milk those.
Would you like a bedtime story? You're never too old to be told a story.
he's already a well respected personal aid who has dealt with teaching J4, so he would probably be a good influence.
If he screwed up he'd just rewind until he hadn't screwed up. When he leaves, it's almost like he was never there.
Kids love playing with playdoh, and Zac is a very nice person. the kids would love him, and he would love the kids.
It's a win-win.
