Your main is now a bussinessman/woman...

Insanity 101·8/8/2015, 7:22:16 PM·50 votes·5,526 views

What products does he/she sell? How does he/she handle employees?

Ahri runs a highly successful brothel. Employees that earn the satisfaction of clients get to stroke her tails 9 times during the end of the day.

155 Comments

Spookie Hookie8/8/2015, 7:41:41 PM57 votes

My Business is dead people, without dead people my business would be dead,.. People...

YCitizenSnipsY8/8/2015, 7:46:58 PM53 votes

It wouldn't matter what product Ahri was selling, she would make her fortune off of sexual harassment lawsuits alone.

MisterLayzee8/9/2015, 1:43:01 AM32 votes

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CasterGilgamesh8/8/2015, 8:21:32 PM29 votes

Braum owns a gym that everyone wants to go to

Downfall8/9/2015, 3:20:25 AM29 votes

Riven Even Riven isn't sure what she's selling anymore, it's all broken. Her entire store gets vandalized and people hate her so much they buy tomatoes from a neighboring store just to throw at her.

junglerboy168/8/2015, 10:32:19 PM28 votes

Alistar

He owns and operates a high class China shop with an attached vegetarian cafe. He is very defensive of his employees and kicks out anyone that is rude to them on the spot.

HighH18/9/2015, 2:13:05 AM26 votes

Azir runs a restaurant. THE ORDER IS GIVEN

Catastrop8/8/2015, 8:15:50 PM23 votes

Soon to be Main Lissandra Runs a highly successful Air Conditioning company and wishes to wipe out rivaling brands and to make room for herself and herself only. Employees also get 50% off Air Conditioning Units.

SageKnight648/9/2015, 2:14:49 AM23 votes

Garen CEO of BeyBlade Manufacturing

Núll8/8/2015, 7:43:23 PM22 votes

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Icestar11868/8/2015, 8:09:38 PM21 votes

Maokai Runs a non-profit environmental group.

Jupıter8/8/2015, 11:04:38 PM18 votes

Yorick

Sells shovels at a local Lowes.

Olaf

Blacksmith, sells Graggy Ice on the side.

Nasus

Petsmart manager

7ha7guy7778/8/2015, 11:16:09 PM16 votes

Malzahar sells crabs. If his employees have a problem, they'll have to write it down.

Kitty Darkstar8/8/2015, 8:08:01 PM16 votes

Leona Runs a tanning salon or w/e it's called. It's actually just a normal building without a roof. All employees are required to be able to change the weather.

RetroRage968/8/2015, 7:47:08 PM15 votes

Sion owns a demolition business. He started out doing solo jobs, but soon found it necessary to hire associates. His operations are usually successful, but he sometimes forgets to escort the people out of the building.

woobee8/8/2015, 11:44:35 PM15 votes

Darius is in the business of dunking... and business is good.

Taric runs a very successful gay bar, with many daily customers and an increasing profit.

MustachesMan8/8/2015, 11:55:24 PM14 votes

Gangplank Gp sells oranges and everything is 'K

macromite8/8/2015, 9:39:47 PM12 votes

Nocturne sketchy lighting company, every now and then they make you pay to get your lights reinstalled because everything keeps getting dark for no reason. also only their lights make the dark go away. for no reason. it has nothing to do with nocturne.

TheMobius408/8/2015, 10:03:16 PM11 votes

Vi Sells big gloves. Grasps concepts quickly, her Handicraft is unparalleled. I'll see myself out.

magic pole8/8/2015, 10:39:32 PM10 votes

DrMundo he sells phones. if you don't like them he will chase you down and throw them at you until you give up and give him your money.

that guy is such aggressive salesman

he has no employees he doesn't need them

mr. world

RottedApples8/8/2015, 10:17:50 PM10 votes

Teemo is a mycologist and mushroom salesman. He makes mushrooms that taste better than the average mushroom.

Revenix8/9/2015, 5:11:15 AM10 votes

Ekko He's a specialized watch salesman and everytime some one leaves the store without buying something he rewinds time to try to coax them into buying something over and over again

midnightCrew8/9/2015, 3:06:59 AM10 votes

Jinx sells explosives! but since business is slow, she gets bored and often sets them off herself, destroying her workplace and those surrounding it. She doesnt realize thats the reason she doesnt get a lot of business.

Big Bang Bob8/9/2015, 12:33:06 AM9 votes

Rammus Sells really powerful armor under the "Armordillo" brand, with the slogan "You'll be Okay!".

He usually avoids his employees though, especially in their workplaces. Rammus's appearance can be quite...distracting (to be honest, I'm not sure what else they expected).

Galaxy King8/8/2015, 11:03:53 PM7 votes

TahmKench: Loan Shark.

And his business partner.

Kalista: Debt Collector.

420Templar8/9/2015, 3:13:59 PM7 votes

Veigar : I sell death.

Zerana8/9/2015, 2:36:13 AM6 votes

Janna Charges a 2.95 a minute relationship consulting fee over the phone. Longest call was a 3 hour session. Suffice it to say every man who calls her has no issue satisfying his girlfriend again.

Shes just that good.

Spizzle90008/9/2015, 1:01:21 AM6 votes

Vladimir is an evil monster who sucks the life out of people. He must be a lawyer or politician.

(jk)

He's probably is a nurse for the Red Cross for blood donations, or perhaps a surgeon, or maybe even a hematologist.

Maratsune8/9/2015, 12:31:19 AM6 votes

Karma She runs a small but successful yoga studio, and also sells organic tea. One of the fellow yoga instructors is Soraka.

Syndra She's the mastermind behind a large, very successful company. Think Wal-Mart. She's never actually served a customer- she just rolls in the money that the company makes her, all the while working towards converting all her customers into mindless minions via subliminal messages.

TurquoiseYoshi8/8/2015, 9:37:34 PM6 votes

Gnar GNAR! NYAGLE!

Doctor Dyment8/9/2015, 12:01:55 AM5 votes

Nautilus runs a diving company that looks for long lost items/trains others to be divers. As a side note, he enjoys going to watch films. Though the people who watch the films with him do not.

ItsJrodzYo8/8/2015, 9:25:21 PM4 votes

Talon runs a sword and blade store called Stabby Stab. Employees have to wear capes and they must have hidden blades.

Hiemdol8/8/2015, 8:04:16 PM4 votes

Cho would be a hardcore salesman.

Chogath "I see you did not like my buisness proposal"

Casts Feast.

Chogath "Perhaps the next person I talk to will have more sense"

Anrui8/9/2015, 6:54:49 AM2 votes

Diana "Buy my moon pies....OR YOU ALL DIE AHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Shyvana "Hello, would you be interested in possibly selling your soul to my pet spirit wolf? item 3930 "

Vi punches customer "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THESE BOXING GLOVES AREN'T A GOOD DEAL?!"

(I would list more but it's too late and my brain is tired)