Quiz: Has playing league turned you into a piece of shit?
Here is a quick and simple quiz to indicate whether playing League has permanently ruined your personality. Choose the most honest option for each question and keep track of your selections.
http://i.imgur.com/6VZw2R2.jpg 1) You are standing in line to be served at an ice cream vendor. Someone ahead of you purchases the last available item in stock of your favorite treat, a double chocolate brownie fudge bar. What is your response?
A) You politely wait your turn to be served and then purchase a different, less desirable treat.
B) You quietly leave the establishment and head to a different vendor that also sells double chocolate brownie fudge bars.
C) You demand the double chocolate brownie fudge bar and threaten to "troll" if the other customer does not immediately hand it over.
D) You snatch the double chocolate brownie fudge bar, give it several wet licks, then say "OK we BOTH go brownie fudge bar" as you hand it back.
http://i.imgur.com/V70G1bF.gif 2) It is Thanksgiving and your relatives are visiting. You and Grandma are paired up as a team for a Pictionary game. The first few rounds are played and your team has fallen significantly behind the others in points. You decide to:
A) Try not to take the game too seriously and just have fun with your family.
B) Work together with Grandma to come up with a strategy to catch up to the other teams.
C) Tell grandma "ITS FUCKING GG JUST FF NOW OR IM GONNA TROLL" and then knock over some furniture and walk out.
D) Continue to play but shout loudly "/ALL OMG THIS GRANDMA," "/ALL CANT CARRY THIS SHIT GRANDMA," "/ALL OMFG GET CANCER GRANDMA," etc.
http://i.imgur.com/xLW3v.jpg 3) It is Pizza Tuesday at work. Your coworker, Bob, is in charge of ordering the pizzas. When the pizzas are delivered, you find that none of them have your preferred toppings. What is your response?
A) You say nothing and help yourself to a slice of plain cheese-only pizza.
B) You try some of the weirder topping choices and joke about how all the pizzas will be artichoke & anchovy when it is your turn to order.
C) You go straight to Bob's boss and report that noob for troll picking the wrong toppings.
D) You begin to grab pizzas and hurl them at your coworkers while yelling "DODGE OR FEED".
http://i.imgur.com/Q528xIA.gif 4) You are driving down the road when suddenly a small child runs out into the street. You slam on your brakes and avoid hitting the child. The child is not physically harmed but is badly frightened by the near miss and begins to cry. You decide to:
A) Get out of the car and comfort them while walking them to their parents.
B) Scold the child for being unsafe and tell them to go to their parents.
C) Suggest that the young child "STFU AND COMMIT SUICIDE".
D) Continue driving and let the feeder learn the hard way if they don't move out of the way.
Results: If you picked any C, you are an ass. If you picked any D, you are an ass. No surprises here. You all know the kind of behavior shown in choices C & D is completely unacceptable in real life, so stop acting that way while playing League of Legends. You can't tell grandma to "suck a cock" when she makes oatmeal raisin cookies and you wanted chocolate chip. You can't tell that 9-year old in the park "go get laid fggot". You can't throw a tantrum when your coworkers play music you don't like. The end.
