Quiz: Has playing league turned you into a piece of shit?

Hemulen Magi·12/15/2015, 8:38:06 AM·47 votes·3,026 views

Here is a quick and simple quiz to indicate whether playing League has permanently ruined your personality. Choose the most honest option for each question and keep track of your selections.


http://i.imgur.com/6VZw2R2.jpg 1) You are standing in line to be served at an ice cream vendor. Someone ahead of you purchases the last available item in stock of your favorite treat, a double chocolate brownie fudge bar. What is your response?

A) You politely wait your turn to be served and then purchase a different, less desirable treat.

B) You quietly leave the establishment and head to a different vendor that also sells double chocolate brownie fudge bars.

C) You demand the double chocolate brownie fudge bar and threaten to "troll" if the other customer does not immediately hand it over.

D) You snatch the double chocolate brownie fudge bar, give it several wet licks, then say "OK we BOTH go brownie fudge bar" as you hand it back.


http://i.imgur.com/V70G1bF.gif 2) It is Thanksgiving and your relatives are visiting. You and Grandma are paired up as a team for a Pictionary game. The first few rounds are played and your team has fallen significantly behind the others in points. You decide to:

A) Try not to take the game too seriously and just have fun with your family.

B) Work together with Grandma to come up with a strategy to catch up to the other teams.

C) Tell grandma "ITS FUCKING GG JUST FF NOW OR IM GONNA TROLL" and then knock over some furniture and walk out.

D) Continue to play but shout loudly "/ALL OMG THIS GRANDMA," "/ALL CANT CARRY THIS SHIT GRANDMA," "/ALL OMFG GET CANCER GRANDMA," etc.


http://i.imgur.com/xLW3v.jpg 3) It is Pizza Tuesday at work. Your coworker, Bob, is in charge of ordering the pizzas. When the pizzas are delivered, you find that none of them have your preferred toppings. What is your response?

A) You say nothing and help yourself to a slice of plain cheese-only pizza.

B) You try some of the weirder topping choices and joke about how all the pizzas will be artichoke & anchovy when it is your turn to order.

C) You go straight to Bob's boss and report that noob for troll picking the wrong toppings.

D) You begin to grab pizzas and hurl them at your coworkers while yelling "DODGE OR FEED".


http://i.imgur.com/Q528xIA.gif 4) You are driving down the road when suddenly a small child runs out into the street. You slam on your brakes and avoid hitting the child. The child is not physically harmed but is badly frightened by the near miss and begins to cry. You decide to:

A) Get out of the car and comfort them while walking them to their parents.

B) Scold the child for being unsafe and tell them to go to their parents.

C) Suggest that the young child "STFU AND COMMIT SUICIDE".

D) Continue driving and let the feeder learn the hard way if they don't move out of the way.


Results: If you picked any C, you are an ass. If you picked any D, you are an ass. No surprises here. You all know the kind of behavior shown in choices C & D is completely unacceptable in real life, so stop acting that way while playing League of Legends. You can't tell grandma to "suck a cock" when she makes oatmeal raisin cookies and you wanted chocolate chip. You can't tell that 9-year old in the park "go get laid fggot". You can't throw a tantrum when your coworkers play music you don't like. The end.

33 Comments

KingWanahakalugi12/15/2015, 2:53:48 PM18 votes

Should've posted this in player behavior and moderation. Would've been wayyyyy funnier.

Ariamis12/15/2015, 6:16:38 PM10 votes

At the end I was all like: "who doesn't like oatmeal raisin?"

aítch12/15/2015, 1:45:44 PM8 votes

I choose E: Feel indifferent to every situation until you decide to play league

Elipo12/15/2015, 6:50:07 PM6 votes

Can I translate this and post it on my servers board please?

CasterGilgamesh12/16/2015, 12:57:17 AM5 votes

1.b 2.a 3.a 4.c d a 4 was hard

kaltenashes12/16/2015, 2:41:37 PM5 votes

C) Tell grandma "ITS FUCKING GG JUST FF NOW OR IM GONNA TROLL" and then knock over some furniture and walk out.

D) Continue to play but shout loudly "/ALL OMG THIS GRANDMA," "/ALL CANT CARRY THIS SHIT GRANDMA," "/ALL OMFG GET CANCER GRANDMA," etc

C) You go straight to Bob's boss and report that noob for troll picking the wrong toppings.

D) You begin to grab pizzas and hurl them at your coworkers while yelling "DODGE OR FEED".

take my upvote

Weathered12/16/2015, 7:52:34 PM4 votes

When I read "/ALL OMG CANT CARRY THIS SHIT GRANDMA" I almost fell out of my chair. Literally this is what people who do this look like. Telling other people on the other team that you are better than your own team is stupid. None of them care. To be honest, this is a sign to them saying "oh look, the enemy is salty af and is probably bringing his team down with him. Let's just push and win so we can see that guy blow a gas cap in after game chat!".

jimboman12/16/2015, 3:44:44 PM4 votes

Dang. Well said bro. Gonna stop acting like that on the rift. :)

Doctor Dyment12/16/2015, 6:24:10 AM4 votes

Why can I not choose "Run over small child and laugh maniacally" for the fourth question?

Battalion12/16/2015, 7:57:58 AM3 votes

Well done! Too bad the majority of League of Legend's players will never see this post.

Olath Quortek12/16/2015, 3:06:54 AM3 votes

I would just like to make a post for my entire family. We all play league and I just had to show this to them. Was a good laugh and a beautiful post! Ironically enough I had just gotten out of a game where some random Zed was down talking my mother, saying things not too far off from some of your options... She's lvl 13 and we were playing a Legend of the Poro King game and he did nothing but insult her just to throw out his salt... It was terrible... Almost had me falling off my chair laughing! XD

VonHoenfels12/16/2015, 3:43:04 AM2 votes

Why am I playing with somebody's grandma or unsurpervised kid wtf is wrong with rito's match making put good players with good players bad with bad and it will work better for all lol or am I just being an ass?

Coolwhip19112/15/2015, 6:06:27 PM2 votes

Option B on #3 made me laugh, well done.

MooShooTheDragon12/15/2015, 6:10:03 PM2 votes

Best Post NA

LOL Spammer12/16/2015, 2:57:26 AM2 votes

Holy shit dude. You're a genius.

Eunbi Bias12/16/2015, 7:56:30 PM1 votes

I don't need the quiz, because I know it is true. People liked me before...now...I am liked by some players. Tho I did get 3 a...

Daedalus87112/16/2015, 5:55:35 AM1 votes
  1. A
  2. A
  3. B
  4. D

To be fair, I was an ass before I started league.

Only Play Darius12/16/2015, 6:25:55 AM1 votes

Well for #4 I would have just told the child to move to the sidewalk then continued on my trip

Pierce The Veal12/16/2015, 7:01:34 AM1 votes

I pretty much picked only C's and D's, because they're the only two things I never earned or learned in school.

Kitty Darkstar12/16/2015, 11:43:29 AM1 votes

I don't like double chocolate brownie fudge bars, downvoted

Just kidding, I upvoted. But I still don't like double chocolate brownie fudge bars.

Vistha Kai12/16/2015, 4:10:41 PM1 votes

I expected this to be more serious.

I know LoL ruined my personality, but out of all available answers I picked all Bs except for the pizza one. I'd mock the guy and leave the party. Let's say I have 3x B and one E.