How to differentiate EUW and NA players

Malicious Metal··86 votes·3,412 views

NA: Mid SS

EUW: Mine opponent, the knave, has hastily departed his lane. Clutch tight to the warm embrace of the tower, lest you shall suffer the most pernicious of evil: The Gank

By the way, sorry for bad English

64 Comments

Mimy58 votes

I feel like I saw or heard this somewhere before....

Ill brb

Oh yeah.. Ahahaha.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmvogqCYm1re04pso1_500.jpg

Malicious Metal15 votes

It's one of the Tribunal cases.

There's a pretty funny Mordekaiser one as well^^

Mimy14 votes

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It's one of the Tribunal cases.

There's a pretty funny Mordekaiser one as well^^

I miss tribunal cases just for this reason... I was never in tribunal but I was around when it was my friend was a jury so to speak...

I love the training bra one.

Ken: soraka have to ask how do you tie your shoes in the morning?

Soraka: the same way you put on your training bra... With mommy's help.

Ken: at least my bra knows how to support!

Gnart Even Close24 votes

In NA, we mostly use MIA instead of SS. And we passively aggressively spam the enemies missing ping when people die to the gank.

XeroKimo6 votes

What does SS even mean? lol it sounds more like it'd be summoner spells so like bot no summs or bot no ss, I've always used MIA over SS cause I didn't know what it was

RamboDash152 votes

Stay Safe

RoMz5 votes

It supposed to be short for miSS or miSSing

RainbowIcee1 votes

ss will forever be screen shot in my mind.

DimirWaterbender2 votes

I thought it meant sightstone

An Unseen Rengar4 votes

Spam question mark pings. The ultimate trigger.

Dracocrash2 votes

and its begining to happen in EU... All dem wanabe NB3 fans think its ok to spam people with missing pings when they make a bad play

Sherogarth8 votes

EUNE: Ahri <focused on dancing under turret> Vayne OMG mid no ss u scrub, i feed nao, hope u die Vayne /all noooobs 1v1 me polish kids only good with gank Vayne /all report mid noob, loosing to Ivern mid, so bad Vayne i afk now, u so bad, cant carry Vayne /all GG EZ NOOBS roprted for broken picks

Skelenth21 votes

That's not EUNE that's just Vayne

DireXcon2 votes

No, that's pretty much eune summed up

6Sfool2 votes

Something about Vayne players... I don't get it. I can count more pleasant games supporting a mundo adc than a vayne.

Kynami1 votes

Hate supporting Vayne period. I get salty, the normally okay players I team up with get salty...

But yeah. One particular doofus removed me from friend list after I pretty much said he probably shouldn't have gone Vayne during match and made a couple other comments while he was tilting off the face of the earth. Gee, who'd have thought that picking Vayne into a Ezreal & Soraka lane was a bad idea? After I'd picked Nami early in pick order because I went generalist because I had no idea of what enemy comp was looking like. (They had first pick, and I was in the first pair of picks...)

Stands on his Plat V rating like it means he's never in the wrong when he was making cherry mistakes like Vayne tumbling out of range of my heals, chasing after Ez into chokes where he has a really easy time landing his blue build crap on a following Vayne and potentially getting blown to pieces for being isolated by Kha'Zix.

Ariel the Cruel3 votes

Way back in.... S2? Someone compared tribunal punishments to the champion punished in each case. If memory serves, Vayne was in the top 10.

Papa Andrei1 votes

When i first found Mundo, went from lvl 15-30 only playing him. No one told me he wasn't an adc, or a support, or a midlane xD

Leetri1 votes

I had to switch to EUW after a couple of years because I couldn't stand EUNE anymore. Levelling up there was terrible. People would threaten to report you if you wanted to jungle, I regularly got a Darius/Garen bot lane in my games and the only time they would ever talk English was to insult you. That was a couple of years though so it might not be that bad now.

Vistha Kai6 votes

I'm pretty sure NA calls "MIA" not "SS".

Malicious Metal3 votes

My bad, Germans like calling it a lot though :^)

Vistha Kai7 votes

And NA calls a successful gank "9/11".

######Too soon?

Sahn Uzal5 votes

Or you have one of those people who litterally can not speak English...

  • Omelet du Fromage Baguette!

  • SCHLABBERLAPCHEN SAUERKRAUT FLUGZEUG!

  • Je moeder op een bromfiets!

Malicious Metal3 votes

-Wo liegt das Problem?

-C'est un problème?

-Non vedo un problema?

-Ich gseh keis Problem hie

Maybe you should just become multilingual :^)

Wolfeur1 votes

You can speak french?

Leetri1 votes

Voulez vous cocher avec moi ce soir? Voulez vous cocher avec moi?

Ahristocats1 votes

LOL cocher

Supreme Senpai691 votes

I only know the first one because of Dexter's Lab

EvilUnicornLord5 votes

I was pitted up against Garen as Poppy last night.

Started off by saying "May the best Demacian win!"

He was the best Demacian, apparently..

warpenguin5554 votes

Karthus WTF no MIA

Resonance x LFT2 votes

NA: We did pretty well at worlds, I hope a western team can beat the Koreans. EU: HAHA NA BRAIN HAHA XD WHEN DOES NA PLAY HAHA LMAO XD

Maiziea1 votes

NA is in no way better than EU when it comes to shit talking eachother about professional play. During the first week NA was full of it because EU teams were doing bad, then H2K stepped up and all of the NA teams did bad so obviously EU retaliates.

BIH Diamond1 votes

NA is 6-0 against EU this year. H2k just got lucky groups and quarters, thats all. If they had to face a NA team they would've got shit on

Maiziea1 votes

Rofl, sure whatever you want man.

Papa Andrei1 votes

I just want someone other than Korea to win for once c:

Auroraen2 votes

Once had a midlaner flame me for not MIAing the Evelynn support*[slayer-jinx-unamused]*

Tychusfindlay9191 votes

"NA"

"SS"

Lawl

TwinkiePro1 votes

I can already say you are wrong. We in NA know how to use our pings. We also say MIA.

I will also never play on EUW ever again, worst gaming experience I have come across in my life, and I've played some shitty games.

ChaosThief1 votes

NA player, can not confirm that we say "ss" in chat. Instead we spam missing pings until we either can't ping for a few seconds.

rtbf2256182411 votes

Usually i hear NA players say "mia" and EU players say "ss" more often.

But that's just me. Never heard an EU player call mia.

MrWasjig1 votes

Bad English? No no, that was just Olde English.

Angry Monster1 votes

you obviously do not know NA, we do not say SS, its MIA. Though the chances that the mid laner remembers that there are 4 other members on his team are quire low pre 15 minutes.

TeCoolMage1 votes

OCE: pings missing 3 times without speaking

PROJECT Katarìna1 votes

Can someone set this for a hotkey for me to use?

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