Old Marksman vs New.

Embertine·4/24/2016, 4:25:43 PM·34 votes·2,332 views

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zps0abpb6op.jpg Janna, the Storm's Fury here. Bringing you live coverage of this event between champions Ashe and Jhin as they compare each others kits to see whom is the superior marksmen. Sentinels are of course standing by in case things get out of control between the two champions. Now for a quick word with the two before the competition begins.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zps0abpb6op.jpg First Ashe, what would you like to say?

Ashe Speed will win me this challenge.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zps0abpb6op.jpg And what do you have to say Jhin?

Jhin You cannot rush art.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zps0abpb6op.jpg We'll be having the champions use their abilities on these minions here.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zpsypqu9dic.png THIS IS BULLSHIT!

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zps0abpb6op.jpg Now to get started let's have Jhin demonstrate his Q. Now Jhin if you would please.

Jhin Of course!

(Jhin tosses his grenade onto the first minion and watches as it bounces from one to the next.)

Jhin One, two, three. . . .WHY IS THERE ONLY THREE MINIONS?!

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zps0abpb6op.jpg Alright Ashe, now it's your turn!

Ashe It takes a moment to warm up but here we go.

(Ashe proceeds to attack four times, and activates her Q, showering the minion with a hail storm of arrows.)

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zpsypqu9dic.png OH! OW! FUCK MAKE IT STOP!

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zps0abpb6op.jpg An impressive display!

Jhin Please! The only good part about that ability is that it takes four hits to activate!

Ashe At least I don't have to reload after those four shots.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zps0abpb6op.jpg Alright now let's see those Ws!

Jhin Ha!

(Jhin fires a shot from his cane, shooting through the minions and striking the target dummy behind them.)

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zps0abpb6op.jpg What a good shot! Now let's see Ashe's W!

Ashe HA!

(Ashe releases a volley of arrows that strikes the minions but do not pass through them to hit the target dummy.)

Jhin Real art penetrates to the soul! Your attack is but a feeble show.

Ashe Whatever.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zps0abpb6op.jpg It seems that Jhin takes the second round! Let's see how their Es compare!

Jhin Hidden beauty, revealed in a dazzling show!

(Jhin lays down a trap, which a helpless minion wonders over and sets off, getting horribly maimed.)

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zpsypqu9dic.png MY LEG!

Ashe Now it's my turn!

(Ashe unleashes her Hawk Spirit, sending it soaring through the air before illuminating it's destination.)

Jhin I admit, it has a certain. . . .flare. But it's not nearly as grand as mine.

Ashe Keep talking. We'll see whom has the better ult next.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zps0abpb6op.jpg Alright everyone! It's now time to witness the champions' ultimate abilities! We've set up four minions for you Jhin, have at it!

Jhin HAHAHAHA! After this performance there will be no question which marksmen is the more talented artist!

(Jhin sets up his ult, taking aim at the four minions before him.)

Jhin One!

(A minions dies.)

Jhin Two!

(A second minion dies.)

Jhin Three!

(A third minion dies.)

Jhin Fou-

(Ashe ults Jhin, stunning him and knocking him out of his ult before he could get the fourth shot off.)

Ashe Oh I'm sorry Jhin! Were you not done yet?

Jhin BLARGHRUGALARRGH!!

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zps0abpb6op.jpg Oh my! It seems contestant Jhin is having some sort of seizure! Oh! Now he's beating a minion to death!

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zpsypqu9dic.png GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Sentinel_zpsmxszyaqd.png SENTINELS! APPREHEND THE MADMAN!

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zps0abpb6op.jpg The Sentinels are moving in to hopefully sedate Jhin. In whatever case it seems we have a winner! Is there anything you would like to say Ashe?

Ashe This just shows that precision can win over firepower when used properly. Also there's a art joke in here somewhere but I'm too entertained watching Jhin get beat up to make it right now.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/maxresdefault_zps0abpb6op.jpg Well here you have it folks! Tell us what you think below in the comments and let us know which two champions you would like to see face off next time in the future! This is Janna, The Storm's Fury here! Signing off!

15 Comments

Maximum Zilean4/24/2016, 8:37:00 PM9 votes

This was hilarious!

May I recomend Shaco vs Jinx doing some competition for causing chaos?

IcyPepper4/24/2016, 8:39:05 PM6 votes

At least I don't have to reload after those four shots.

#shots...notfired?

Mhihnj4/24/2016, 5:03:52 PM5 votes

Why does this remind me of all the cartoons(and anime) i used to watch

morris14/25/2016, 7:16:33 AM5 votes

Old Mage vs New (Assassin) Mage Zilean Ekko MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Solari Fortune4/25/2016, 4:25:43 AM3 votes

Meanwhile in the audience http://i.imgur.com/b2qtPpO.png/[img1]

Marshbouy4/24/2016, 4:29:40 PM2 votes

this was great

baris na english4/24/2016, 6:55:58 PM2 votes

<3

Skelenth4/24/2016, 9:07:54 PM2 votes

But it's not nearly as grand as mine. Mine

I see what you did there

JVP154/25/2016, 3:22:51 AM2 votes

I like this. I like this a lot. I would love to see more of this. Maybe we could do a top lane type interview with Illaoi (who spawns tentacles) and Yorick (who spawns gouls). Or Thresh VS Blitzcrank.

FreshYoungG4/25/2016, 3:25:15 AM2 votes

Yiiiiis this was fabulous bro,please make more!!! ;D

SkyBlade794/25/2016, 3:37:05 PM1 votes

...but jhin is better than ashe right now, meta wise XD

Good job anyways!

Melledoneus4/25/2016, 10:51:56 PM1 votes

I've got one. Shen VS Mundo in who is the best tank.

ROUND ONE DrMundo Eh... Mundo goes where he pleases.

Mundo walks off

Shen I have better things to do.

Teleports away

Announcer: Uh... is that a tie or a double forfeit? Regardless, we don't have a winner, but a loser... me...