Cut one and all down regardless of their faction
High Speed, sword boots got a ton of traction
When I'm picked, rage and dodge are the sole reactions
It's time to put plan Alpha Strike into action
Glowing blade, goggles straight from Heimerdinger
Nowhere on the map is safe, call me Deathsinger
I'm looking for a corpse, and son, you're a dead ringer.
They curse the name, my influence still lingers.
The focused mind can pierce stone?
Yeah, well, the focused blade can pierce bone.
I hope you're ready for fierce owns.
Move so fast, you oughta put up traffic cones.
Motion blur, give them all motion sickness.
He's sick, she's sick, they're all sick
Cause Yi Slick is too sick, moves too quick, first pick
Kick into overdrive, hat trick with a single click.
Chorus:
Behold the might, go on, take a gander
Disses, detractors, and tons of slander
Call me "no skill champ", but I'm a commander
I'm Yi son, there can only be one: Highlander
They call me Yi, but you can call me master
Building momentum, faster and faster
Watch me one shot any squishy caster
I'll sever your Sivir, then come back for Annie Hastur.
420 movespeed, call me trailblazer
Locked on, high speed laner seeking laser
I'm fed, but I want more, where's the waiter?
Every match I hear "Are you sure you're not Faker?"
Get rekt, number one threat, I bet
You regret that Yi is ready set
Well, we met before, so do me a favor
And at least make me break a sweat.
I'll bait with meditate, you'll congregate
To seal the fate of the all-time great
Master Yi before you see that it's too late
I'll assassinate all 5 right out the gate
But then I'll wait, 'cause my sword still thirsts for blood
But I guess you all can't relate
I wrote this like 3 years ago on the forum.
