Hey, Shen, what's going on?

Nothing much. At least, nothing on my shend. Oh god he's doing it again. What do you mean? She doesn't shenjoy much in life. Well, that's quite sad. Are we seriously going to do this again? You'll never get a happy** shending with that attitude. Agreed. I've had to listen to this a thousand times... no more. A thoushend? I can't even count a doshen** times. Yes, a thousand times would be quite unrealistic. You know what I mean. You know what I think you need? A hobby. A passhen. Yes. Like for me, I enjoy collecting herbs, making remedies, sharpening bananas... You must find something. It's your decishen. Yes, exactly! Why are you doing this to me? You're getting the wrong impression- Impresshen. Isn't that what I said...? Anyway, your obsession with your mission is overwhelmingly unhealthy. Yes, your obsesshen with your misshens will only harshen your temper. Precisely. Why are you enabling him? Shenabling, you mean? I can't endure any more of this. Don't you mean shendure? GAAAAAH! storms away ... ... 3 minutes. Not bad. Hands Soraka 3 bunches of bananas Yeah. By the way, is she going to be ok? I saw her walking toward the ocean- Oshen, you mean? You can stop now. Discussion's over. Discusshen. I've had it with your shenanigans. https://68.media.tumblr.com/fd8b62521c32316e3ee34921d5b5542b/tumblr_mn2ihif4dp1srb4uqo1_400.gif Oh, for fuck's sake. Takes bananas and leaves Hm... I'm still bored... let me go bother Zed. #Meanwhile, in the Shadow Temple... Shadow Warrior: Master, Kiujyn of the nearby dojo is threatening ours with death. How should I respond? Tell that blithering fool that his threats are empty to me, and that to attack us would mean his death. Shadow Warrior: If I may be so bold to ask, but are we prepared for an attack from the River Spirit warriors, master? We're prepared for worse. Besides, I fear no man. Shadow Warrior: Of course, Master. Leaves the room and closes the screen door Hm... stays sitting on his knees and meditates calmly Guess whoooo! Crawls away in fear OH GOD NO PLEASE NOT AGAIN- YOUR POWER HERE IS AN ILLUSHEN! GYAAAAAAAAAA-

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