Lunar Revel Madness

The Lunar Revel has started and various champions are doing their individual celebrations

In Ionia: My heart trembles! It burns with DETERMINATION! Let Noxus Victoria flows through my veins! NOXIAN METEORITE DRAGON STRIKE OVERDRIVE! ...What the hell is she doing? Oh you mean Riven? She really gets into the holiday here. She needs to lay off the embarrassing theatrics. We Ionians don't call our attacks. Sure you guys don't "cough" Hasagi. Meanwhile somewhere else: Sifu! Where is the dragon balls? We need to summon Ao Shin! "sigh" Pupil, for the last time, there are no dragon balls and Ao Shin doesn't exist! Can I at least go on a journey to the west?

In the Freljord: I, Guan Yu, will knock you ALL DOWN! Come at me, foolish Meng Huo! I'm so sorry about this Udyr. No offense taken. We were itching for a fight anyway. We're fully stacked and busted one of your gates.

In Piltover: Cupcake, I'm home! Hello, my little Vixen, come a bit closer Oh rawr.

In Noxus: More lotus flowers. NOW. Where is my silk fan, servant boy! I'm getting hot and bothered! I'll have your s-exiled for your impudence! "holding flowers and fan" What the fuck am I doing with my life.

In Demacia: My prince, you need to calm- WHO IS THIS PRINCE YOU TALK ABOUT? I am the mighty Lu Bu! Where is CAO CAO! "jumps away while operatically screaming" Oh no! Jarvan, stop! No, my sister! It's too late for that! Do not attempt to pursue him! Meanwhile somewhere else: BE A MAN! We must be swift as the coursing river! Be a Man! With all the force of a great typhoon! Be a Man! With all of the strength of a raging fire! Mysterious as the dark of the MOON! This is pretty fun, isn't it guys? "exhausted looking" No, this isn't. Next time, Yasuo will take my spot. I will burn this montage studio down to the ground.