Guys, I haven't played League for 2 months...

I can't play League while on vacation, and I've forgotten the exact sound effect for Shen's ult. I've dug trenches in my skin with my fingernails and my eyes keep spazzing and twitching. I think I might have even gone into withdrawal at some point.

Riot, I would like an offline version of your game. I love it too much, and I can't take much more of this...

The Boards are the only thing keeping me sane at this point, and even then I'm slipping away...