When someone tells me what lane I "have to go to" because they are premade

LOL Spammer·Dec 15, 2015·80 votes·5,415 views

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venomous frostDec 15, 201533 votes

and then they are all like "report x for trolling"

OelykDec 16, 20151 votes

Indeed.

BasedJarvan420Dec 15, 201513 votes

WHY ARE U STILL PLAYING BLIND PICK AND NOT TEAM BUILDER?

BLIND PICK IS AIDS

DarkSunSovereignDec 15, 20159 votes

Because team builder takes AGES. Unless you main supp. Or have 4 friends with you.

sreggadDec 15, 20159 votes

the benefits of maining support.

Beacon 0F LightDec 15, 20158 votes

It really doesn't. Besides, I consider it worth it to bypass any possible toxicity or confusion if I have to wait an extra 5-10 minutes.

darkmatchwaldoDec 16, 20157 votes

THANK YOU. I hate people who are like "oh it takes forever why bother" first of all, it takes 10 minutes AT MOST which is about how long you're gonna wait to Q up and go through select. Worth it to avoid auto locks and other crap.

S H A Y C 0Dec 16, 20152 votes

i have never waited more than 5 minutes...if i do i restart the Q and BAM i have a have team. Easy Peasy.

Maligaro SpikeDec 16, 20151 votes

also mirror matches are super common there

GetMariahCarriedDec 16, 20151 votes

Solution: Don't queue for a supp.

... well... it is a solution until you realize adc's are the kings and queens of freaking out over non-meta comps (and yet they apparently use teambuilder more than anyone. Am I the only one appalled by this?)

SOLUTION #2: Play Heimer solo bot, and queue for double jungle. Honestly... that's probably a FASTER queue even after you consider how long you have to cycle through players before you find four that are down with the idea.

SelflessTeammateDec 16, 20151 votes

I mean, I get what you mean, because sometimes you're waiting for quite a while to finish up the team (>10 minutes is what I consider "quite a while"), but Blind Pick is truly awful. I can't imagine anyone possibly saying it's a good thing to have a system where informally calling your lane is the best way to go about it.

If I want casuals (I hate saying normals, that sounds ridiculous. Normals? Gives the wrong idea. They're casuals, at least for...some people, can't say how many, because a ton of people play them with full force with their mains and everything.), I'll play Draft.

Blind is a nightmare where it's a race to see who can type their lane first, which isn't even a proper system and was made up by players as the best they could do, and then almost invariably people end up arguing it. Just do Draft, it's a lot easier. Blind is crazy.

FioraWillCarryDec 16, 20152 votes

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Because team builder takes AGES. Unless you main supp. Or have 4 friends with you.

It seriously doesn't take that long unless you're level 25-29. Yes it does take longer than blind pick but its a much better queue. Its very worth the wait IMO. Plus if you wanna practice a certain role/champ, TB is the only way to spam that role over and over again.

LOL SpammerDec 16, 20151 votes

I do play team builder, but on my EU NE account. Well that's all I need to say.

Talk to ze handDec 16, 20152 votes

who the hell plays blind pick still?blind pick proved to be the most toxic environment ever,even before game started.if you dont want teambuilder you awant the toxicity imo.takes ages?most i waited was 5-7mins.

DarkSunSovereignDec 16, 20152 votes

Yeah too bad the most I waited for blind pick was 1.5 min. I don't know why it isnt DELETED already, ffs. Team Builder and draft should be the only options.

LordFluffyJrDec 16, 20151 votes

Draft pick.

KorilloDec 16, 20151 votes

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WHY ARE U STILL PLAYING BLIND PICK AND NOT TEAM BUILDER?

BLIND PICK IS AIDS

Who enjoys waiting in queue for 37 minutes? Not me

DeynaTaggerungDec 17, 20151 votes

Riot is coming to save you soon with their new Team Builder!!

AdormasDec 15, 20158 votes

Wouldn't you rather just go with it and keep your team happy? Whats the point of antagonizing your team before the match even begins?

LOL SpammerDec 15, 201515 votes

Because I would rather play a game with a roll I enjoy playing not one that is forced upon me. Like I understand if you have a premade bot, but mid? Really?

manbearswineDec 15, 201512 votes

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Because I would rather play a game with a roll I enjoy playing not one that is forced upon me. Like I understand if you have a premade bot, but mid? Really?

jungle-mid is a rather common combo

James StoneDec 16, 20152 votes

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Because I would rather play a game with a roll I enjoy playing not one that is forced upon me. Like I understand if you have a premade bot, but mid? Really?

And in a normals you aren't somehow forcing the premades into going on lanes they don't want to be in, just like you?

Face it, there's no moral difference between you or them, it's just that they have more power (if you mind having a game thrown that is)

AlamandDec 16, 20153 votes

The way i see it, the only time the premade is in the wrong is if they push you out of a role you called first. if you have mid and they say give us mid or we troll then they are the problem, not you.

Just Blame JennyDec 16, 20157 votes

Frequent premade player here. Usually go into a match planning to play a role, but call it as I would in any match. If the "random" calls it first, fair deal. We improvise.

I've no idea why this concept of fairness is so hard for so many out there.

TeemoJenkinsDec 15, 20154 votes

Had a game with two duo's the other day... kids fighting and yelling at each other in lobby... I filled, as did the other duo as the first duo wanted jg and top, and were 3 and 5th pick respectively... we played nice... got in game; Top fed, their jg camped us and Yi just kept saying "hug the tower" and then came to our lane to "Gank" using his Q on the minion wave, and then cleared out the rest of the minions and left... that was his sole gank during laning phase. Sometimes giving duo's "What they want" it's a slippery slope either way.

TankkmainDec 15, 20154 votes

Usually when this happens I go to my lane anyway and just mute them.

110% toxic free

DazedOnlookerDec 16, 20151 votes

Duo mid/top is always hilarious and fun when someone failed to force you out of a lane you called first. i have only had this happen twice to me, but i thought "cool 2 mid, this game should be quick" or something. one of them thought they were successfully trolling by "KS'ing" my kills but in the end ended up having to carry the rest of us because of how fed he got..we won that game xD

as for the other game...the guy left mid and afk farmed in the jungle until our nexus died..his 2 other friends afk'd at the fountain while spoon feeding the enemy team kills to end the game faster because me and another random still had some fight left in us untill the end..

kaltenashesDec 15, 20153 votes

hey no junglers we're premade and we're going duo top

me: fk that meta,i'm going trio top with smite

darkmatchwaldoDec 16, 20151 votes

TRIPLE TOP OP

ApollogyDec 16, 20151 votes

My friends and I did that once. We even decided on an effective team composition. We destroyed the enemy team. Who needs CS when you get fed off the enemy top laner? The enemy jungler ganks after you get two kills. He dies. The enemy mid laner ganks. He dies. Then all 3 of them gank, they all die because you're all fed.

It took pressure off the other lanes as well, and with them holding out, we could just pressure down the top lane turrets and close out the game fairly quickly. I'm surprised more people don't try newer strategies more often. That's how the META was created. "Most Effective Tactic Available."

Triple top is extremely OP.

Yuri By MailDec 15, 20153 votes

If it's not ranked I have no sympathy for you. They're probably all in skype and have already decided 7 different ways to ruin your game. And it might not even be that, if they have the jungler don't expect to get ganks. From my experience if I'm in a premade and I roll one of you I just don't ping MIAs cause the only people that matter to me are in the call.

Now if it's ranked, I'm terribly sorry.

Mistress MadokaDec 15, 201540 votes

Right, because this sort of thing is SUPER acceptable in Normals.

T RexHasTinyArmsDec 16, 20155 votes

Wait, you can't behave however you want on the internet? Behaviors have consequences? What is this strange magical land you speak of where people are decent and civil rather than being trolls?

PuynsiDec 15, 201519 votes

You are the reason why premades are aids

Specter027Dec 16, 20153 votes

I hate dealing with Premades. The worst experiences I've ever had in League of Legends were at the hands of premade trolls and jerks. I'm really not looking forward to Ranked allowing grouped queueing. I actually enjoyed Ranked for the lack of premades. No group of 3 or 4 players could control the entire game or dedicate the game to messing with the one teammate they didn't like.

OneExitDec 16, 20153 votes

Personally when I'm in a 4 man queue with my friends we let the random get their role, and then we fill around them.[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Only Play DariusDec 16, 20151 votes

If we had more premades like you, I wouldn't be the least bit concerned about dynamic queue

LeadpaintchipsDec 16, 20151 votes

very true.

AlleoDec 15, 20152 votes

Even if I'm part of the premade my lane call is always "not jungle"

Axis the DragonDec 16, 20152 votes

As a frequent pre-made player - from duo-queue all the way to 4-mans - I apologize for all the dumb premades out there. xD

Though most often the solo players that queue with us rarely complain since we're usually pretty chill (keyword: usually - sometimes we have some easily-tilted and otherwise trolly teammates)

NommyPancakeDec 16, 20152 votes

That reminds me:

a 4-man pre-made asked me to quit on champion selection, (perhaps they saw my match history and noticed I was on losing streak) or else they threaten trolling in game.

They all pick smite and (another useless summoner's spell), and pick some random champions.

But I proceed to pick Singed and pretend that I play top.

At the end, one of them quit the game. So I got to queue again and they had to wait for penalty.

I felt good :]

Only Play DariusDec 16, 20152 votes

Ohh I can't wait for dynamic queue where 3-4 man premades are going to tell me what lane/champion I have to play!

I'll be prepared to tell them they can fuck themselves

Kitty DarkstarDec 16, 20152 votes

Even when I'm playing with friends I've usually never decided a role. I always just wing it.

Red SilkDec 16, 20152 votes

As a frequent premade, Im sorry for asshats ;-; my group tries (Most of the time) to keep even the fact that were a premade completely hidden. ouo

Jeddy017Dec 16, 20151 votes

That's why I call "Fill" most the time.That or give my role to someone else if they don't want the left over role.........except Jungle.Fuck that role.

Photos of GhostsDec 16, 20151 votes

And then they don't pcik until the last 10 seconds, pick flex and don't call their lane.

SociopathFriendDec 16, 20151 votes

Er, when it's a Support + ADC premade you really don't want to mess with that- it's literally non-stop communication and if you can get a pair that works together you should be so happy. I swear ADC vs Support flaming is what I see most often.

For any other premade I would agree with you, but I know if I'm queued with a friend who wants to ADC with me as Support (sitting right next to one another) we're just going to work together better than some random Support being grafted onto him because "I'm not good at these others roles".