22 Comments

Emmy Cha0s12/19/2014, 11:21:46 PM14 votes

Ahri falls to her knees and looks up with blushed cheeks and teary eyes

"Please let go, I'm sensitive there."

Narasimha12/19/2014, 11:14:29 PM11 votes

"You have been slain..."

Blade of Justic12/19/2014, 9:47:11 PM9 votes

Either she'll try to seduce me and kill me or just kill me.

Either way, it was a dumb move.

Dreddeth12/20/2014, 12:20:03 AM7 votes

There's a text adventure game in which you, at one point, have the option to "touch the fluffy tail" of a fox... demon... monster... girl... thing.

It causes an automatic Game Over.

NommyPancake12/20/2014, 5:18:49 PM3 votes

.... I am quite sure she will try to eat me if she sees a pancake... >.>

McCashDollars12/20/2014, 2:36:27 AM3 votes

She will realize I have the firm grip of a true champion, and we will live happily ever after.

RainbowRegalia12/20/2014, 4:25:04 AM2 votes

I would be cursed for around 50 to 100 years I think.

ThatAutofillSupp12/20/2014, 5:15:31 AM1 votes

she would most likely go tsundere and kill me to death x3x

weihe12312/20/2014, 6:50:24 AM1 votes

Welp. I maybe cursed to be Nine-Tailed... Let's hope a Kitsune and not a Kumiho or Huli Jing :s

Either ways, I know somethings for sure. I'm fucked. Literally

CamaHa12/19/2014, 11:17:31 PM1 votes

Uhm well u think u'll be able to survive her dashing around while holding that tail? If u do survive u'll get smacked to death with her ball.

Drunk Superman12/20/2014, 9:09:24 PM1 votes

urine begins to flow from the "tail"

Ceai12/20/2014, 9:09:56 PM1 votes

Slaps the hell out of me item 3070

Libsoric12/20/2014, 9:57:18 PM1 votes

You touched a (Incertain sex)'s tail 0_0 Whatever happens next you're not gonna like it

Slider113812/21/2014, 1:40:25 AM1 votes

Getting Merk'd to Obliivionitem 3070

Kuroi8612/21/2014, 8:56:16 AM1 votes

Her Q will automatically deal 99999 true damage on both shots, she will then slam it into the face of whoever is holding her tail repeatedly.

Goilo12/21/2014, 10:37:47 PM1 votes

Well whenever I manage to grab my cat's tail something bad always happens

Big Bang Bob12/22/2014, 4:37:54 AM1 votes

Considering we're talking about a girl who can kill you just by blowing a kiss at you, I wouldn't stay to see her reaction.

If I do manage to summoner 4 over a wall and get away, it'll be a cool story to tell my friends though.

Embertine12/29/2014, 10:26:02 AM1 votes

One of too things will happen to me.

One, she will suddenly freak out and bolt at her tail being grabbed outa nowhere. Two she will freeze and go rigid for a moment then slowly turn her head to look at me.....at that point I'm either going to die and make a friend. Likely die.