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We need PANTS!

TequilaZombie·12/19/2016, 11:14:15 AM·253 votes·7,673 views

We currently have a lot of torso protection to help us get in the battle: item 3742 item 1029 item 1031 item 3814 item 3026 item 1057 item 1033 item 3084 item 2053 item 3065 item 3068 item 3075 item 3082 item 3083

Protection for our heads, some even being stylish as hell: item 3136 item 3109 item 3151 item 3140 item 3089 item 3800 item 3211 item 3090

Protection to our feet so we can run faster without worrying about stepping on a pointy stone: item 1001 item 3117 item 3009 item 3006 item 3158 item 3111 item 3047 item 3020

Protection for our hands so we don't hurt ourselves while punching our enemy's faces (they might be rock solid): item 1051 item 3025 item 3052 item 3053 item 3191 item 3801

Or if you don't like punching things, you can take up to 6 weapons AT ONCE! (Seriously, how that even works?) item 3003 item 1038 item 3144 item 3153 item 1026 item 3133 item 1083 item 1042 item 3812 item 3137 item 1055 item 3147 item 1416 item 1418 item 1419 item 3508 item 3123 item 3092 item 3098 item 3022 item 3034 item 3184 item 3124 item 3155 item 3030 item 3146 item 3145 item 1041 item 3031 item 2015 item 3035 item 3100 item 1036 item 3036 item 3104 item 3004 item 3156 item 3139 item 3170 item 3033 item 3042 item 3115 item 1058 item 3044 item 3046 item 1037 item 3252 item 3094 item 3074 item 1043 item 3027 item 3085 item 3116 item 3181 item 3040 item 3134 item 3057 item 3303 item 3087 item 3101 item 3071 item 3599 item 3072 item 3077 item 3748 item 3078 item 1053 item 3135 item 3122 item 3091 item 3142 item 3086

You can bring fashion acessories, if you feel like it: item 3301 item 3102 item 1004 item 3190 item 3107 item 1082

Gems (Taric): item 3010 item 3067 item 1028 item 1027

Or some weird stuff that nobody really knows what they are or why you would bring it to a fight: item 3113 item 3504 item 3174 item 3751 item 2303 item 2302 item 2301 item 3401 item 3114 item 3110 item 3024 item 3222 item 3143 item 3050 item 3157

Hell, you can even bring something to read if you're stuck in a farm lane! item 1052 item 3108 item 3041 item 3802 item 3165

But even with all those items, we have absolutely nothing to protect us from a swift kick to the groin?

This is a serious balance issue and should be treated accordingly!

126 Comments

FireDrizzle12/19/2016, 12:01:49 PM99 votes

Codpiece of Noxus: 50 armour 500 health -10% movespeed 50% damage reduction from critical strikes

Mr Noggenfogger12/19/2016, 3:50:23 PM50 votes

{quoted} Or some weird stuff that nobody really knows what they are or why you would bring it to a fight: item 3401 item 3110 item 3024

WHY WOULD YOU BRING A SHIELD INTO BATTLE

Wonderlands12/19/2016, 12:16:30 PM43 votes

item 1082 **** ring is the only under-the-belt protection i see

sirwaterfles12/19/2016, 7:04:54 PM42 votes

We got item 1011 but no trousers to keep up.

Valeckserai12/19/2016, 9:02:27 PM40 votes

And thus the source of Camile's true damage was uncovered.

Poppy Lol, EZ lane, I counter you. item 3068 item 3047 item 3025 item 3065 item 3742 item 3026 Camille Haha, shin kick! Poppy Ow! WTF!

xxxDogmanxxx12/19/2016, 8:10:36 PM26 votes

Pants Are Dragon 10 Armor 10 Magic Resist Unique Passive: Every death rewards you with 400 gold.

Velzard of Koz12/19/2016, 9:14:29 PM17 votes

I don't miss pants. Too busy firing my swords at enemies from my bow.

General Esdeath 12/19/2016, 5:14:27 PM17 votes

Have no fear, AngusBoomPants is here

Nakoruru12/19/2016, 5:20:34 PM14 votes

Doran's Shorts: 550 Gold +50 Health +5 Armour

UNIQUE Passive: Steelback - You cannot be slowed with attacks/spells from behind if you under level 8.

Trias00012/19/2016, 9:13:44 PM11 votes

NO! Ashe Syndra Caitlyn

I can agree to more miniskirts though.

Primaquarius12/19/2016, 9:19:12 PM11 votes

Cassiopeia Nami AurelionSol Nocturne Velkoz Xerath

Would like a word

Cpt Pants12/19/2016, 8:43:16 PM10 votes

As Captain of said wear piece, I approve.

Skelenth12/19/2016, 9:15:53 PM8 votes

Varus: What are pants?

AMYS GRAVE12/19/2016, 11:39:48 PM6 votes

http://piandao.org/panshots/atla/ep49pan4.jpg

No fire lord Ozai, you are not wearing pants!

WinTheWarOnPants12/19/2016, 6:57:56 PM6 votes

No...

Maximum Morde12/19/2016, 12:43:30 PM5 votes

http://orig15.deviantart.net/710b/f/2013/209/3/e/pants_off__dance_off__gif_by_akshox-d6fkfku.gif

Escheton12/19/2016, 6:50:19 PM5 votes

Spandex of the Woodland Rangers (advanced starter item)

+200 health +200% mana regen. Unique Passive: Tight; +20 Out of Combat Movespeed. Unique Passive: Manly; Ignore 12 dmg from auto attacks and abilities (25% effective against dots)

Totalis12/19/2016, 6:05:55 PM5 votes

agreed, my breaches are cold!

also, isnt randuins a shield? I always thought it was a shield

10Tickler12/19/2016, 7:22:54 PM4 votes

Demacian Battle-Skirt

25 Armor 2.5% MS Unique Passive: Och! - For 2.5 seconds after being basic attacked, you can move through minions.

ZT Xperimentor12/19/2016, 9:11:03 PM4 votes

Ever play d&d? Wizards can take scrolls & read them while dodging being hit. XD

Sckullzz12/20/2016, 3:04:02 PM4 votes

I love you for two reasons:

  1. I never realized we never had pants
  2. And you have tequila in your summoner name

<3

Akali Prime12/20/2016, 12:07:55 AM4 votes

skinny jeans

+30 magic resist +80 edgyness -30% movement speed

Agent Corgi12/20/2016, 12:39:23 AM4 votes

Upon reading the title, This ended up coming to mind for some weird reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGQEAiZJMco)] Who knows, maybe Ohmwrecker might get reworked into a pair of pants in the diver update.

Escheton12/19/2016, 12:05:00 PM3 votes

item 3174 The legends say the chalice lies in the mountain of a thousand nights And he who wields it will become crazy awesome

Xyntheyxz12/20/2016, 2:03:01 PM3 votes

Espeically with Camille now...male champs REALLY need crotch armour. Except Yasuo. His crotch can get sliced and diced.

Aatrox Mid 1v512/19/2016, 5:16:29 PM3 votes

{quoted}

We currently have a lot of torso protection to help us get in the battle: item 3742 item 1029 item 1031 item 3814 item 3026 item 1057 item 1033 item 3084 item 2053 item 3065 item 3068 item 3075 item 3082 item 3083

Protection for our heads, some even being stylish as hell: item 3136 item 3109 item 3151 item 3140 item 3089 item 3800 item 3211 item 3090

Protection to our feet so we can run faster without worrying about stepping on a pointy stone: item 1001 item 3117 item 3009 item 3006 item 3158 item 3111 item 3047 item 3020

Protection for our hands so we don&#039;t hurt ourselves while punching our enemy&#039;s faces (they might be rock solid): item 1051 item 3025 item 3052 item 3053 item 3191 item 3801

Or if you don&#039;t like punching things, you can take up to 6 weapons AT ONCE! (Seriously, how that even works?) item 3003 item 1038 item 3144 item 3153 item 1026 item 3133 item 1083 item 1042 item 3812 item 3137 item 1055 item 3147 item 1416 item 1418 item 1419 item 3508 item 3123 item 3092 item 3098 item 3022 item 3034 item 3184 item 3124 item 3155 item 3030 item 3146 item 3145 item 1041 item 3031 item 2015 item 3035 item 3100 item 1036 item 3036 item 3104 item 3004 item 3156 item 3139 item 3170 item 3033 item 3042 item 3115 item 1058 item 3044 item 3046 item 1037 item 3252 item 3094 item 3074 item 1043 item 3027 item 3085 item 3116 item 3181 item 3040 item 3134 item 3057 item 3303 item 3087 item 3101 item 3071 item 3599 item 3072 item 3077 item 3748 item 3078 item 1053 item 3135 item 3122 item 3091 item 3142 item 3086

You can bring fashion acessories, if you feel like it: item 3301 item 3102 item 1004 item 3190 item 3107 item 1082

Gems (Taric): item 3010 item 3067 item 1028 item 1027

Or some weird stuff that nobody really knows what they are or why you would bring it to a fight: item 3113 item 3504 item 3174 item 3751 item 2303 item 2302 item 2301 item 3401 item 3114 item 3110 item 3024 item 3222 item 3143 item 3050 item 3157

Hell, you can even bring something to read if you&#039;re stuck in a farm lane! item 1052 item 3108 item 3041 item 3802 item 3165

But even with all those items, we have absolutely nothing to protect us from a swift kick to the groin?

This is a serious balance issue and should be treated accordingly!

this is gonna be moved to gameplay I already called it

LEEROY KLEDKINS12/20/2016, 5:18:33 AM3 votes

Twitch He loves the easy breezey between his legs.

Statikin12/20/2016, 7:21:15 AM3 votes

Silky Skivvies +250 HP +10% Movespeed +bronze skill +fabulousness -attractiveness to your waifu

Passive: "I'm just too fabulous for you": Immune to Charms and you can perpetually move through units. Active: Tear through the rift with your skivvies, applying "its so smooth" to all enemy champions. Hitting a marked enemy will cause them to leave the game and rethink life.

ABSINTHEged12/19/2016, 9:42:41 PM3 votes

I thought there were pants in the jungle this season. [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Lux Magus12/19/2016, 10:35:33 PM3 votes

This post made my day. S+