172 Comments

doom bot 82 1/30/2015, 10:06:22 PM39 votes

RekSai i was standing on her tunnel

mtman3181/31/2015, 1:11:55 AM27 votes

Nidalee I told her I was more of a dog person.

Karma I said "Karma's a bitch," and she thought I was talking about her. (Though if she slapped me for that, wouldn't that make it true?)

Cindikle1/30/2015, 11:59:19 PM21 votes

Syndra

Probably some joke about balls.

MohawkBird1/30/2015, 10:28:32 PM17 votes

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A Superb Villain1/31/2015, 1:10:16 AM16 votes

Lulu I asked her to hold my item 1058.

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Sir ArmaMalum1/30/2015, 10:33:11 PM14 votes

Shyvana ..... -slap-

Me: OH GOD IT BURNS, WHY??

Shyvana Stop carrying around a fire extinguisher, it's embarrassing.

Roar of Legend1/31/2015, 4:41:27 AM13 votes

I never found out because Sona never told me why...

Weeping Widow1/31/2015, 2:05:27 AM12 votes

Kalista I betrayed her...

Bemapon1/31/2015, 10:58:32 PM11 votes

Ezreal I called her a little blonde girl. Not sure what I did wrong.

Blue Moon Wolf1/31/2015, 1:15:05 AM11 votes

Ahri because she thought it would spice things up... it didn't ;__;

Der Lindwurm1/30/2015, 10:06:48 PM10 votes

Katarina would probably want to slap some sense into me if I spent a lot of gold on a Hextech Gunblade rather than more useful items while playing her.

Oliver The Fiend1/31/2015, 9:59:47 PM9 votes

Lulu I argued that it tasted blue.

NovaDarkSoul1/31/2015, 11:50:27 AM9 votes

Ahri because I couldn't have resist from touching her tails, so fluffy, worth it

Big Bang Bob1/31/2015, 2:13:15 AM9 votes

Me: Ow! rubs cheek I can't feel my face! ;-;

Lissandra I was convinced you were buying me after my free we was over. You have disappointed the whole iceborn cause.

Me: But you're so expensive! D:

Lissandra Foolish child! You have 9000 Ip! I'm sure you can afford to lose some of it!

Quinn I won't break his face if I slap him too will I? He hasn't played me in ages and I want to get him.

Mira Arya Enthe1/31/2015, 7:30:24 PM8 votes

Riven I threw her sword away, because I thought it was broken.

Laustin Space1/31/2015, 12:10:27 AM8 votes

Irelia No more comments of dat ass. :[

agbudar1/31/2015, 2:03:56 AM7 votes

me: (dressed up as a pirate)

MissFortune Hold it pirate scum!! your bounty is mine!

me: i give up!! i give up please don't shoot me~~!!

  • a crowd of onlookers is forming* MissFortune whispers huney? what are you doing ? why are you dressed up as a pirate!?

me: screaming just cuff me already and get it over with~~

MissFortune sigh puts me in irons and slaps me down while leading me away. with a slight hint of a smile she unfurl's a whip from her backpack.

  • the crowd shudders to think the torture i will receive for any information i might have on my fellow pirates*
DarkArmKishin1/31/2015, 1:56:30 AM7 votes

Jinx I suggested that she should stop blowing up the town,and perhaps get some ice cream....

NoiNoi2/1/2015, 6:18:43 AM7 votes

Shyvana She walked in on me playing Skyrim.

amonkeybutt2/1/2015, 8:28:03 PM7 votes

Ahri "Well im SORRY but you DO SHED and its all over my car. Also maybe you should sit in the back because I don't want tail in my face while I'm trying drive." slapped again

Maximum Zilean1/31/2015, 2:55:09 AM6 votes

Sivir, Tried to steal from her.

GLWuffie1/31/2015, 7:51:54 PM6 votes

Anivia ...I turned the heater on.

Ayame Isaki1/31/2015, 3:32:54 PM6 votes

Akali I witnessed a wardrobe malfunction (I mean really I'm surprised they don't happen more often; an apron is not designed to contain such assets; I got slapped for telling her so. Not hard, just a "you're incorrigible Isaki").

weihe1232/1/2015, 3:34:28 AM6 votes

Sona I asked if i could pluck her G-String... God, never again. xD Ahri Denied her friend request on Facebook xD

Gentleman Gems2/5/2015, 4:21:47 PM6 votes

Orianna : Probably because she saw another girl slap a guy and thinks it's some form of greeting.

Squidsmastah10/8/2015, 7:56:28 PM5 votes

Kindred I went to feed wolf chocolate.

Silents4291/31/2015, 4:34:29 PM5 votes

Ashe

Probably from questioning her outfit in the cold weather.

Shinie Gallade1/31/2015, 5:58:10 PM5 votes

Jinx she probably thought it was funny

Ryanxiety1/31/2015, 7:44:56 PM5 votes

Zyra I was picking her plants to put in my garden

terkmc1/31/2015, 9:34:06 PM5 votes

I spent more time playing with Bristle than with herSejuani Cant blame me ITS SO FLUFFY

Senteth2/12/2015, 12:29:54 AM5 votes

Soraka I asked her if she could give me some mana. Then she got all teary eyed, and slapped me. It hurt for like 2 seconds before she apologized, and promptly healed me. (I still don't know what I did wrong.)

bartemous1/31/2015, 3:29:41 PM4 votes

Ahri She found my fox furr jacket.

Barbwired Mind1/31/2015, 5:16:39 AM4 votes

Nami I told her i can't swim..

a2aaron2/3/2015, 12:22:35 AM4 votes

Tristana That wasn't a rocket in my pocket

Kuroi862/3/2015, 2:45:21 AM4 votes

Ashe Dat same old joke I cannot help but make as she walks away.

Leona I really should not have said I was a night owl.

Evelynn She said she was cold, I made the mistake of suggesting she put cloths on...

AFK Push1/31/2015, 4:22:00 PM4 votes

Karma

I said that I was into black chicks.

WyvernEgg2/11/2015, 11:53:46 PM4 votes

I honestly can't think of any situation where she would slap me. I'm perfect.

Ahri slap dumbass...

Embertine1/30/2015, 11:40:48 PM4 votes

Leona is beautiful so yeah I would understand that.

For me it would be Shyvana.

Shyvana SLAP!

Me: AH F-CK!

Shyvana Don't ask about my father again.

Me: SH-T F-CK SH-T IT BURNS!! (starts rolling on the floor in pain)

Shyvana Um.....are you okay?

Me: AAH GAWD GET SOME WATER!!

Shyvana .....did I hit him too hard?

Narasimha1/31/2015, 12:45:25 AM1 votes

I'm not asking, I'm just glad it wasn't the mace Mordekaiser