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doom bot 82 39 votes

RekSai i was standing on her tunnel

mtman31827 votes

Nidalee I told her I was more of a dog person.

Karma I said "Karma's a bitch," and she thought I was talking about her. (Though if she slapped me for that, wouldn't that make it true?)

Cindikle21 votes

Syndra

Probably some joke about balls.

Decaedeus12 votes

Orianna Probably some joke about balls of steel.

MohawkBird17 votes

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Lazy Support18 votes

Leona I told her I liked the moon more than the sun.

Vesarixx16 votes

Leona or you mooned her.

A Superb Villain16 votes

Lulu I asked her to hold my item 1058.

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Sir ArmaMalum14 votes

Shyvana ..... -slap-

Me: OH GOD IT BURNS, WHY??

Shyvana Stop carrying around a fire extinguisher, it's embarrassing.

Roar of Legend13 votes

I never found out because Sona never told me why...

Weeping Widow12 votes

Kalista I betrayed her...

MrBuffington9 votes

I feel like you'd get more than a slap lol

Blue Moon Wolf11 votes

Ahri because she thought it would spice things up... it didn't ;__;

Bemapon11 votes

Ezreal I called her a little blonde girl. Not sure what I did wrong.

Der Lindwurm10 votes

Katarina would probably want to slap some sense into me if I spent a lot of gold on a Hextech Gunblade rather than more useful items while playing her.

Bloore12 votes

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Katarina would probably want to slap some sense into me if I spent a lot of gold on a Hextech Gunblade rather than more useful items while playing her.

Like a... DFG for example...?

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doom bot 82 24 votes

Garen WhYYY did u have to say dat,now all my pain comes back again,i just wanted to be a wizard

Big Bang Bob9 votes

Me: Ow! rubs cheek I can't feel my face! ;-;

Lissandra I was convinced you were buying me after my free we was over. You have disappointed the whole iceborn cause.

Me: But you're so expensive! D:

Lissandra Foolish child! You have 9000 Ip! I'm sure you can afford to lose some of it!

Quinn I won't break his face if I slap him too will I? He hasn't played me in ages and I want to get him.

NovaDarkSoul9 votes

Ahri because I couldn't have resist from touching her tails, so fluffy, worth it

Oliver The Fiend9 votes

Lulu I argued that it tasted blue.

Laustin Space8 votes

Irelia No more comments of dat ass. :[

Laustin Space6 votes

Better nerf Irelia~

Mira Arya Enthe8 votes

Riven I threw her sword away, because I thought it was broken.

DarkArmKishin7 votes

Jinx I suggested that she should stop blowing up the town,and perhaps get some ice cream....

The Lexer7 votes

Jinx? Ice Cream? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

agbudar7 votes

me: (dressed up as a pirate)

MissFortune Hold it pirate scum!! your bounty is mine!

me: i give up!! i give up please don't shoot me~~!!

  • a crowd of onlookers is forming* MissFortune whispers huney? what are you doing ? why are you dressed up as a pirate!?

me: screaming just cuff me already and get it over with~~

MissFortune sigh puts me in irons and slaps me down while leading me away. with a slight hint of a smile she unfurl's a whip from her backpack.

  • the crowd shudders to think the torture i will receive for any information i might have on my fellow pirates*
NoiNoi7 votes

Shyvana She walked in on me playing Skyrim.

amonkeybutt7 votes

Ahri "Well im SORRY but you DO SHED and its all over my car. Also maybe you should sit in the back because I don't want tail in my face while I'm trying drive." slapped again

Maximum Zilean6 votes

Sivir, Tried to steal from her.

Ayame Isaki6 votes

Akali I witnessed a wardrobe malfunction (I mean really I'm surprised they don't happen more often; an apron is not designed to contain such assets; I got slapped for telling her so. Not hard, just a "you're incorrigible Isaki").

GLWuffie6 votes

Anivia ...I turned the heater on.

weihe1236 votes

Sona I asked if i could pluck her G-String... God, never again. xD Ahri Denied her friend request on Facebook xD

Gentleman Gems6 votes

Orianna : Probably because she saw another girl slap a guy and thinks it's some form of greeting.

Silents4295 votes

Ashe

Probably from questioning her outfit in the cold weather.

Shinie Gallade5 votes

Jinx she probably thought it was funny

Ryanxiety5 votes

Zyra I was picking her plants to put in my garden

terkmc5 votes

I spent more time playing with Bristle than with herSejuani Cant blame me ITS SO FLUFFY

Senteth5 votes

Soraka I asked her if she could give me some mana. Then she got all teary eyed, and slapped me. It hurt for like 2 seconds before she apologized, and promptly healed me. (I still don't know what I did wrong.)

Squidsmastah5 votes

Kindred I went to feed wolf chocolate.

Embertine4 votes

Leona is beautiful so yeah I would understand that.

For me it would be Shyvana.

Shyvana SLAP!

Me: AH F-CK!

Shyvana Don't ask about my father again.

Me: SH-T F-CK SH-T IT BURNS!! (starts rolling on the floor in pain)

Shyvana Um.....are you okay?

Me: AAH GAWD GET SOME WATER!!

Shyvana .....did I hit him too hard?

Barbwired Mind4 votes

Nami I told her i can't swim..

bartemous4 votes

Ahri She found my fox furr jacket.

AFK Push4 votes

Karma

I said that I was into black chicks.

a2aaron4 votes

Tristana That wasn't a rocket in my pocket

Kuroi864 votes

Ashe Dat same old joke I cannot help but make as she walks away.

Leona I really should not have said I was a night owl.

Evelynn She said she was cold, I made the mistake of suggesting she put cloths on...

WyvernEgg4 votes

I honestly can't think of any situation where she would slap me. I'm perfect.

Ahri slap dumbass...

Narasimha1 votes

I'm not asking, I'm just glad it wasn't the mace Mordekaiser

darkdill10 votes

I believe I said "female" Champions, not male.

B1naryB0t11 votes

I think the world would be a better place if Good Ol' Mordy grew some boobs.

Gallowgrim17 votes

{quoted}

I think the world would be a better place if Good Ol' Mordy grew some boobs.

IRON MAIDEN!

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