My main does not need a nerf

My main is balanced, everyone in high elo can play around it, they just have had a higher than 50% winrate for 5 patches straight. I'm a top tier gold player and whenever I see people complaining about my main in-game, I just laugh my ass off while facerolling the keyboard. I feel like my champ is perfectly fair, and everyone who complains about him just needs to git gud.

I mean, his Q, W, E, and R aren't that unreasonable, especially in comparison to whatever was FoTM 3 seasons ago, and irrelevant to whatever I'm writing about. A ton of other random champions have had more OP components in their kits, and haven't been touched, we should focus on those instead of my main. Kassadin has more mobility than my main, Kog'maw has more DPS than him, and Shen is more tanky. All of those champs should be nerfed instead. Never mind that those 3 are separate champs, those specialized champs are much more powerful than my jack-of-all-trades, somehow. If you can't deal with my targeted ability, maybe you just need to learn to play better.

Your way of nerfing my freelo will completely gut them, and prevent me from climbing further. Instead, the best nerf should be a love tap that's even more ineffective than the Ivern nerfs. By nerfing everything but the problematic part of my main's kit, it will be more fair to play around.

Also, I won't listen to any complaints about my main, those people are just circlejerking nerds, and are biased people who never use numbers or statistics to support their arguments. No matter how good my argument, nothing those people say will convince me otherwise.