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Malicious Metal··40 votes·1,308 views

Diamond is no Metal :/

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MrBuffington17 votes

You could be Master Malicious Metal tho. Think of the possibilities!

Pigeon Ascending3 votes

Diamond is the hardest metal known to man

TheRealBaz3 votes

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Diamond is the hardest metal known to man

gemstones are not metal

Pigeon Ascending16 votes

Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a6/1148550915225.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/320?cb=20060530174605

hoes and bows1 votes

Sorry, I can't brain today

Sniper 02 votes

Simple google search gives you the answer

It's a structure made of carbon, it is not a metal.

This is pigeons source... LOL Guy is being really dumb or trying way too heard to troll. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Diamond

TheRealBaz1 votes

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Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a6/1148550915225.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/320?cb=20060530174605

still not a metal

Icestar11862 votes

wat

hoes and bows1 votes

But they sure are outrageous, truly, truly, outrageous

Dracocrash2 votes

diamond isnt a metal, its made of carbon, a non-metal.

Deep Terror Nami3 votes

But Diamond is unbreakable.

Wimbledofy3 votes

no it isn't. Diamond wins in a scratching contest but it can break by being hit hard.

Deep Terror Nami3 votes

I was just making a reference to a JoJo series :P

Wimbledofy3 votes

very obscure reference since it's hard to tell it's a quote since you didn't actually quote it :/

T RexHasTinyArms1 votes

Now I'm just imagining diamond challenging things to a scratching contest. Lol

Sniper 03 votes

Master tier tho man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI Appropriate on so many levels.

Restless Slumber1 votes

I mean. Wouldn't you want to decay if you wanted a metal then?

Hella Kaiser1 votes

Shame on you crazy platinum

Speedphoenix1 votes

plastic ladder

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