Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who killed their customer?
He's a small medium at large.
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4th Chiming Lamb10 votesNot so much a fortune-teller as a fortune-maker. He sees your future. Then makes it come true.
As in, you were killed. By him. Specifically.
SSShutTheDuckUp2 votesAt first I was like "WTF is midget 
teller"
rtbf2349624751 votesIs that a short joke?!
IceKingChernobog1 votesHis tower is in the upright position.
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