Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who killed their customer?

Elohaven·4/30/2017, 12:15:56 AM·17 votes·2,862 views

Veigar He's a small medium at large.

5 Comments

4th Chiming Lamb4/30/2017, 12:55:13 AM10 votes

Not so much a fortune-teller as a fortune-maker. He sees your future. Then makes it come true.

As in, you were killed. By him. Specifically.

SSShutTheDuckUp4/30/2017, 12:45:12 PM2 votes

At first I was like "WTF is midget MissFortune teller"

rtbf2349624754/30/2017, 11:26:32 PM1 votes

Is that a short joke?!

IceKingChernobog5/1/2017, 2:08:19 AM1 votes

His tower is in the upright position.