You are in an MMA ring with the last champ you played

I don't really mind, huehuehue.

it shouldn't be that much of a challe....

I am against Soraka. I'm probably OK, especially considering she went 2/19/21 that game. Or am I screwed, because I went 2/19/21 that game?

And the ring turned into a concert hall.

I'll probably be OK.

He was made for this. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gZuKp6OdQbU/VIdz6bQQaPI/AAAAAAAAfME/cLrbCwCF8WI/s1600/bra2.jpg

Well i'm gonna die "Stoned (Literally)" or Poisoned for ....

On a smurf, Irelia...FUCK

Wait, let me check my main.

Edit: Yi....DOUBLE FUCK!!!

Looks like the MMA fight turned into a hentai because i'm in the ring with a purple tentacle monster. I hope he brought lube. ;'c

Janna. I fare all right against her in the ring, but I get disqualified for "inappropriate grappling".

... fully built. Level 18. Super fed. And dunkmaster. Tell my family I love them. I'm already dead :P

I can't fucking see.

He said he wanted to get to know me

Soraka! We will become best friends and then she will teach me how to be a powerful healer and I will join the Fields of Justice! TOGETHER WE WILL HEAL EVERYBODY! >:O

Gladiator Draven. Nothing else needs to be said.

well... She built Ad so uhh one punch K.O.

So uhhh....long time no see. hurhurhur

Kayle, oh dear Neptune she will start smacking me before I even get to her.

sorry i dropped my bag of dravens

I don't think those knives are legal....can I get a DQ? Please? runs and cowers

it's ok.

Oh god, I hope he shows mercy, he could kill me with just one kick!

Shyvana. I am eaten. Or she is. Ha!

A fed ass quinn looks like im bird food

. I think i'm safe, no sand in the ring and all. Or is there? If so, i'm screwed.

Depends if oranges are k by the ref

I'm going to run away very quickly now.

Well....this....um.....no pls

A super-fed Varus.

I've made a terrible mistake...

Does Bristle count?

I don't think i can even reach him :(

well if he hooks me atleast im safe for a little bit I cant be aa'd but once his e passive stacks up im screwed

maokai lol ill be ffffiiineee

So Warriors enchantment and Trinity Force? Sp-spellblade has a cooldown, right?

An 18/0 Ashe with plenty of farm? Yeah, my only shot is if she finds my archeryness somehow distracting. Lol. Though using her Heartseeker skin like I did that game, she'd leave me with a permaboner that whole fight no matter which way it went.

Officer Caitlyn.. almost fully built in aram... if I can get the first punch, maybe I'm ok... nah.. I'll just pray it's quick.

DF, I just gotta hope for the best, and not get hit by a glowing yellow dropping from the sky, or the shot for that matter.

-flips through- Kat....Hec...Hec...Xin...Garen...Garen... WHY CAN THEY ALL CUT ME IN HALF D:

Not very, i got gnar :)

all ive gotta do is play with him...

umm gnar, what going on...

GNAR!!!!

now im dead

I'm not sure that I could take down a freaking tree....and after what I've seen Groot do this gives me a baaaaaad feeling

Let's see my last 3 matches If it's just Annie I'll be fine. However if Tibbers is allowed I'm screwed. Yeah I'm a tiny girl and he's a big strong man. Please be gentle ;~; Physically I think we'd be even, but god damn charm.

well im definitely going to win (sarcasm)

If he can catch me I'm fuked.

dosn't have his gun, but he looks pretty buff... well I'm dead in a second.

whimpers in a corner

I think I'll be okay, as long as she follows the rules.

Its vayne, she will pin me to the cage and have her way w me