Riven main starter pack

I think you forgot about the mountains of salt Riven mains haul around daily.

No one gets pissed off about losing lane like a Riven main.

Woohoo! Stereotypical post for free upvotes!

Let me try: http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/angry/banging-head-on-keyboard-smiley-emoticon.gif Katarina starter pack

I beat a Riven one time as Taric top. I could see the mountain of salt that had accumulated in her base.

Was expecting Salt Shakers

You forgot the Riven giving First Blood announcement.

Nubtrap

Not auto-attacking between Qs; GG BG

The moment i play alistar top and wreck rivens

God damn Drake fucked up