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Orangesilk31 votes

I think you forgot about the mountains of salt Riven mains haul around daily.

No one gets pissed off about losing lane like a Riven main.

RaptorKarr6 votes

!>:c

Squidsmastah5 votes

Wait Karr...

You're a Riven main?

RaptorKarr2 votes

yes....

Excitidly Insane3 votes

Careful! The salt may come at any moment! D:

Malicious Metal8 votes

I actually like facing off against Rivens. They give up first blood so easily >:]

RaptorKarr8 votes

good, thats when you get cocky.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/354/394/5e4.gif

will make killing you all the more satisfying.

Malicious Metal11 votes

You may kill the Man but you'll never vanquish the Metal.

LOL Spammer4 votes

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5694lJZH1qjf67mo1_1280.jpg METAL.... NEVER..... DIEEESSSS AWWW YEAAAHHHHHH

Squidsmastah2 votes

What if it's when facing the Krok?

Renekton

Bârd4 votes

The Croc? Shen

ReportThisRiven1 votes

So true. You know we haungry for that cheeeeese mmmmm I play the riskiest level 1-3 since that early fb can give such a reward!

For Carthage1 votes

Soraka She never expects the banana.

Or the silence right under the ADC's feet.

doombotMECHA2 votes

the funny thing about riven and her skills is that snares are silences and silences are snares for her.

Orangesilk1 votes

Chogath CC for WEEKS.

Face The Sun1 votes

Leona Thats Cute.

DorkunedAuras1 votes

Nautilus That is indeed cute.

DeathToEcchi1 votes

Viktor item 3116 Very cute.

DorkunedAuras1 votes

Rammus item 3116 ok

Ariel the Cruel7 votes

And then you beat them with an off-meta champ. I did it with Sejuani Top. You could see that explosion from space.

DorkunedAuras7 votes

Rek'Sai top. 2 kills and they were PISSED. their solution, keep going in, clearly their problem was not going balls out aggressive enough.

I never died that game, riven died 10 times. Ended up getting her punished with 9 reports as she flamed the world.

Bârd7 votes

Bard item 3285 item 3094 They FF out of confusion.

DorkunedAuras2 votes

I've played against top bard. I hate you. The power of cheese is impossible to comprehend.

Zedex3 votes

Can confirm this.

Thankfully I found the light and main Yasuo now. Lets not talk about sodium levels in that lane, it'll get too heated in here.

Devack The Holy1 votes

Riven Main versus Yasuo Main...

You guys had better not fall into a lake... That much salt will create a second Great Salt Lake.

DorkunedAuras2 votes

wouldn't riven just beat the shit out of yasuo?

Devack The Holy1 votes

The joke went so far over your head you can't even see it...

DorkunedAuras1 votes

No it didn't, I fully understand the joke, it's just that I don't think it'd be an even matchup, so Riven wouldn't be producing much salt. Only if both were even that it would be crazy salt.

ReportThisRiven3 votes

As a riven main I will tell you the stereotype is there for a reason just like vayne players >.> the people that created that stereotype are the riven "players" not the riven "mains" it takes a lot of games to become consistent with riven and most people get real fed think they're good, get cocky, salty, and tilt. Meanwhile they've only got less than 100 riven games -__- 1000 games on riven I'll be the first to tell you I suck ;D lol But losing lane is not a big deal to me personally. You are referring to the ones that feed and talk like they're still a god 0/4 that's the community I think not just riven players. Mainly I go off on ppl that say GG or give up 8 minutes in!!! Most riven "mains" are pretty chill but you are entitled to an opinion too! :3

#bracingforhate

Orangesilk2 votes

No, I really think you might be one of the very few exceptions. Everyone who claims to be a Riven main that I've met in my life are hauling around tons of salt, and includes IRL friends. I don't know if salt is drawn to Riven, or Riven is drawn to salt, but the thing is right there.

Now, anyone who can actually do animation cancels is well beyond my mechanical abilities in LoL, I've got a lot of respect for people who make that stuff work tbh.

ReportThisRiven1 votes

if I wasn't the kinda guy to just accept things as they are and be realistic as much as possible I'd prolly be a salty riven main too! Lol! I'm a nice guy usually, save that flame till post game if you think your teammates are potatoes XD I only play riven because I LOVE to... Doesn't matter if I'm winning lane or losing I at least know how to contribute :p cheers!Riven

Sinserta1 votes

I can animation cancel on Riven. Honestly, there's a really cheap way to do it instead of how people say to - which a majority state it's circulated around your mouse. No, you can use a certain key to cancel with it. But anyways, I am a Riven main. Well, she's my second main. I've never once been salty about losing/dying/losing lane. It's all a matter of skill and playing smart. You lost? You got out played. Keep dying? Bad matchup/take a different approach.

It's irritating to just be placed into a common area with Riven mains when a majority of us aren't like people say.

stealthfox942 votes

Darius

Sinserta1 votes

I mean, I guess I take pride in the fact that I don't get irritated nor salty when using Riven? Cause, it doesn't bother me when I know I get outplayed.

Transgressor24 votes

Woohoo! Stereotypical post for free upvotes!

Let me try: http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/angry/banging-head-on-keyboard-smiley-emoticon.gif Katarina starter pack

Enchanté2 votes

As a Katarina main I do admit that you just spam buttons when you jump in and straightaway get kills, but WHEN you engage is really crucial as it decides whether or not you will get resets and keep smashing those buttons.

charcharmunro2 votes

So, like Yi, then? Mechanically simple, but you REALLY need to be aware of when to go in.

Bodkins Odds1 votes

Pretty much.

charcharmunro1 votes

Certain level of irony that those two are the best at getting pentakills. I guess because they're very good at cleaning up a scattered enemy team.

Bodkins Odds1 votes

Yes, they're some of the best abusers of enemy teams that try to use the controversial "one-at-a-time" strat.

Vikíng5 votes

I beat a Riven one time as Taric top. I could see the mountain of salt that had accumulated in her base.

Solari Fortune4 votes

Was expecting Salt Shakers

Nagoh Shan2 votes

Nubtrap

Not auto-attacking between Qs; GG BG

Ariel the Cruel2 votes

It's a starter pack. You have to buy the expansion sets to unlock AA weaving and animation canceling.

Ravenstiker2 votes

The moment i play alistar top and wreck rivens

Only Play Darius2 votes

God damn Drake fucked up

Luuma2 votes

You forgot the Riven giving First Blood announcement.

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