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RiotRiot Baconhawk104 votes

should be bacon in honor of the #1 feeder NA

(that's me)

Hello I am Bird2 votes

Or it could be Anivia... Or Quinn

BetaDude4028 votes

It should be a well-balanced breakfast full of the necessary vitamins and minerals to let your little marksman carry the whole game.

(insert footage of generic soccer mom and 2-8 kids carrying weapons to school)

THEATOMBOMB0352 votes

not cool dude

THEATOMBOMB0353 votes

sorry I just don't find that funny it was more sad than anything :(

Transgressor1 votes

*Than

You're looking too much into it. It's mostly dumb inclining towards funny. But if it where to be looked into that much, it's realistic more than anything.

Sad, not in the slightest. This is life. People die from far dumbest things. And in all honesty, this was to raise awareness using shock value. You wouldn't care if it was just another "X synthetic substitute is toxic for your health" would you? But here you are, an add about a "mother" advising parents to give their kids that particular bar when psych; you commit murder by feeding your kids food with lethal compounds. It's an analogy, by killing your own flesh and blood, your own kids, you're killing yourself ergo the mother smashing face-first into that glass table.

THEATOMBOMB0353 votes

Well when you put it that way it makes sense.

Still the shock hit me in the way I think you can understand, caring mother (in my eyes) hits glass table face first and is Really in pain (good acting, made me believe it) Honestly I'm just an ol' softy, so stuff like this just bothers me a bit more then it should. I missed the videos point so the shock might have thrown me off. I meant no harm, I can see I have made a wrong choice in judgement. I'm sorry

Can we go back to talking about a game now, or shall this topic continue?

BetaDude401 votes

Actually, it was originally an ad warning kids to pick up toys or something. I don't think it originally had anything to do with corn syrup

Squidsmastah1 votes

Inhales through nose deeply

k

BetaDude401 votes

Rammus ok

Str8Strongside2 votes

your face when you think its a good idea to facecheck and then at that moment... you realized...you fk'd up

Bedl44m1 votes

I never saw that coming :D

AbodyHUN6663 votes

Inb4 the next popular rioter will be Riot Wellbalancedbreakfasthawk.

rtbf2256182411 votes

Well bacon is still meat.

Captain Aishi1 votes

All meat is meat my friend. -African proverb that means you probably shouldn't be chewing on what you have in your mouth right now :P

rtbf2256182411 votes

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1 800 MID LANE1 votes

I chew on anything and everything entering my mouth.

slipstreem3 votes

When Scarra puts "fill" as his primary role and is in queue for 1 hour.. something is wrong with matchmaking.

Rozzeta1 votes

It kind of looks like ham, so...

Knalxz6 votes

I laughed too hard at this upon seeing your name. XD

WTF'S A BACON HAWK!

Edit: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Duw7tgAUCdM/hqdefault.jpg

StickyDice1 votes

Report Baconhawk for feeding :P

Dragonis Gardia1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Baconhawk,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=1XBq6H6G,comment-id=000a,timestamp=2016-01-20T19:21:19.011+0000)

should be bacon in honor of the #1 feeder NA

(that's me)

Can i have you on my friendlist just for that awesome nickname? :D Baconhawk. Just genius.

EDIT: Ah wait. I am on euw xD

1 800 MID LANE1 votes

Reported.

...Wait.

Ariel the Cruel41 votes

I specialize in feeding, but can AFK when needed.

Randomonium38 votes

sorry man, 3 other people in the pick order called feed before you.

Blue Moon Wolf3 votes

wait time for feed role: 90:00

Grashnim18 votes

The feed icon made me laugh, thank you.

Pecha Berry9 votes

Good thing I can play every role. [slayer-jinx-wink]

Totalis2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Witty Skitty,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=1XBq6H6G,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2016-01-20T17:26:25.485+0000)

Good thing I can play every role. [slayer-jinx-wink]

your silver III ranking would beg to differ [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-wink]

VladimirSnakeyes8 votes

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Totalis1 votes

{quoted}

Witty Skitty never claimed he/she could play them all at a challenger level [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-wink]

saying you can play every role implies that you can play them well enough to climb, to the point where you would be in a place better than silver. [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-wink]

VladimirSnakeyes7 votes

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Szunray2 votes

Also if we're gonna be bringing up match histories APPARENTLY Totalis can't top OR support. And you probably shouldn't let him mid either.

So go ahead and talk shit on people who "can't play every role", heaven forbid you play some silver who bans lucian...

A Liberal1 votes

So by this you are implying that people below gold just can't play at all.

k

http://i.imgur.com/QoOnl.gif

Totalis1 votes

{quoted}

So by this you are implying that people below gold just can't play at all.

k

http://i.imgur.com/QoOnl.gif

That wasnt even close to what I was implying, but w/e man....

Pecha Berry5 votes

{quoted}

your silver III ranking would beg to differ [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-wink]

Well I mean I started the game literally during Bilgewater so I feel like Im doing P good. [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-wink]

FREEHONGK0NG2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Witty Skitty,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=1XBq6H6G,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2016-01-20T17:26:25.485+0000)

Good thing I can play every role. [slayer-jinx-wink]

good thing i can feed in every role*[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]*

Pecha Berry1 votes

{quoted}

good thing i can feed in every role*[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]*

Same :3c

Alëk5 votes

that "so far" afterthought at then end lmao.

ThatGoodNug4 votes

No offense Rito games. But your new matchmaking system that kicks players for not licking in is PURE FUCKING AIDS. 7 times out of 10 i end up in the matchmaking lobby for 30 minutes because we get through to the last pick and they dont lock in and we are back to waiting for the afk check. Seriously, This is the only shitty thing i have to say about your game right now. Can you just give us back the when timer runs out you get autolocked onto whatever your hovering on. Cause i hate being in matchmaking for longer than the subsequent game takes.

AbodyHUN6663 votes

Well I can see their reasoning behind it, but it's still annoying. The other thing which could be changed is to let us see more champions at once. I hate all that scrolling because I often need to really look for a champion to pick.

waspcreaturesx3 votes

If a player didn't choose a character in previous lobbies, they would be kicked. It's the same idea. God forbid they have implement two more buttons to be pressed and it's suddenly rocket science

But for real, give it a week and players will remember to lock in, because they'll get sick of waiting just like you.

ThatGoodNug1 votes

im not talking about not choosing. i mean clicking a champ but never locking in. this results in you getting kicked now. before you locked into whatever you were on

Dirty Bastard2 votes

OMG so true! lmao! Amaze Balls

chezwickcheese2 votes

Hilarious but quite accurate. This new system sucks

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