I just had the longest post-game conversation ever

Lost my most recent game, but me, two people from the enemy team (including my lane opponent) and my support stayed in the post-game lobby. We debated over different types of pizza, discussed the best way to order a BLT (no lettuce, no tomato, hold the bread and double the bacon was the consensus), talked about MGSV:TPP (from the glorious hamburger tapes to Quiet's chest puppies and how she might smoke cigarettes), and in the end, helped my support order a pizza.

By the time all was said and done, more than half an hour had gone by, and I made three friends I will never forget in all my future time as a League player.

Why can't all games be like this?

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On a side note:

The only bad part about this is that by the time I thought to copy and paste the conversation, the lobby had automatically deleted a good chunk of the start (including the BLT discussion, sadly).

Riot, if it is at all possible, please recover this full chat log. It is legitimately the greatest conversation that ever has or ever will occur in the post-game lobby.