RIOT WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN FEEDING US?!
Total biscuit of Rejuvenation is literally the same thing as Diet Poro-Snax!
and
are literally the same thing! The only difference is the Poro-Snax looks healthier!
I am not a Poro Riot, and I demand a refund for this outrage! Who do you think you are feeding us animal treats?!