Boards›Memes & Games

Graves litterally gave the middle finger to Mordekaiser

DJ S0NA··16 votes·1,438 views

Mordekaiser Hey Graves, I can Top, Mid and ADC now hehehehehe

Graves God damn dude, you can go litterally everywhere, even jungle in rare cases!

Mordekaiser Yeah I know. Too bad riot thinks I have a toxic kit and does not buff my horrible -45% win rate.

Graves It's ok dude, I wish you the best of luck for those small buffs for solo lanes.

Mordekaiser Thanks, and I wish you the best of luck for the marksman changes.

Graves Thx bby.

After the marksman changes

Mordekaiser Damn dude, they reduced your attack range, gave you a shotgun and you are now the king of bot lane. Thats cool. Too bad I can't have your fame for more than 3 patches.

Graves It's ok dude, riot has immediate nerf for me. I guess I can't be anymore playable after that.

Mordekaiser I can expect you to be a great 1v1 guy.

Graves Really? Kind of thinking of it, I do crit for 9001 damage when i'm in the face of the ADCs.

**After patch 6.1 **

Mordekaiser WTF DUDE? HOW CAN YOU PLAY TOP, JUNGLE AND ADC NOW? YOU LITTERALLY HAD NO BUFFS WHATOEVER IN THIS PATCH

Graves Gives middle finger That's life dude. And thanks to me for not smoking that much, I became much healthier to go almost every lane. heheheh

Mordekaiser F*ck you dude really. You always have all the highlights, while i'm always grounded by rito because of my kit.

Graves C'mon dude, don't be sad. After all, you can still be friends with dragon eh?

Mordekaiser item 3070

EDIT: For context, Graves win rate is at the top in Top, Jungle and ADC http://champion.gg/champion/Graves

12 Comments

Kitty Darkstar11 votes

It's not that Graves can't have a cigar. Graves just quit smoking.

Ariamis1 votes

So, we should give him his cigar back to nerf him?

Kitty Darkstar2 votes

Depends on if you mean kill him or actually nerf him.

junglerboy162 votes

Graves figuratively gave the middle finger to Mordekaiser

Sorry, I don't normally get into grammar, but literally nothing annoys me more in English than using "literally" instead of "figuratively" They mean literally the opposite of each other.

As for Mord/Graves, Yeah, Riot screwed Morde over and then created a champion with virtually the same strengths (short ranged burst+DPS, high durability) while offering graves better mobility and build paths and taking away Mord's strengths in favor of gimmicky abilities.

spavined1 votes

The author said that he did it and as such we have to assume that the author is saying something true . He didn't introduce it as fake or theoretical so as a writer it is his choice on which of the 2 words to use. :) summoner 7

Orangesilk3 votes

No, I think the action of you lifting your middle finger while keeping the rest of your fingers down and then proceeding to show the back of your hand in this state to another individual is called "Giving another individual the middle finger" as in, it's literally what the words described there mean. So if Graves indeed lifted his middle finger (and his middle finger only) and then showed the back of his hand to Mordekaiser as the narration provided by the author implies he did. Then indeed, Graves literally gave the middle finger to Morde.

I don't even speak native english but I get godly annoyed by pedantic statements like yours. Everyone knows what OP meant.

Duelpower1 votes

I just watched a video of jungle graves from this patch.. It wasn't exactly pretty. How is he the highest winrate in jungling?

Tobastion1 votes

{quoted}

I just watched a video of jungle graves from this patch.. It wasn't exactly pretty. How is he the highest winrate in jungling?

In my personal experience, he's crap until late game when you can just q anybody and shred their health.

Handin Out Naps1 votes

You can do an entire first clear without even having to use a health pot if you do it right. He duels pretty well early and snowballs very hard. In my personal experience of playing him jungle it's been pretty amazing. He is really strong that's all I have to say.

junglerboy161 votes

It was probably made by someone who saw graves' win rate and thought they'd try him, didn't research him, and then didn't know the tricks to make him actually work well. He clears jungle fast and healthy, has insanely bursty banks, and can take objectives really fast if he can get up close and personal. His damage scales really well, and the jungle walls allow him to get his Q to instant burst everyone in range (which means 440 +195% bonus AD at level 9 from a single ability in less than a quarter of a second).

I would definitely agree that he isn't some sort of OP "pick me to auto win" champ since you actually have to be able to play him well to jungle him, but anyone who can play him or practices a bit on him shouldn't have trouble most matches.

JQKAndrei1 votes

Graves is disgusting right now.

The Deckowner1 votes

graves can top mid jg adc even support.

More from Memes & Games

Upvote for 1 refund per season!
Memes & Games103 comments
781
votes
Petition for scuttle to flash mastery 7 whenever she eats honeyfruit
Memes & Games99 comments
729
votes
Can this post reach 666 upvotes for the glory of Satan?
Memes & Games85 comments
677
votes
It feels like Riot is being controlled by another company...
Memes & Games136 comments
630
votes
Bronze LCS
Memes & Games227 comments
583
votes
JHIN JHIN JHIN JHIN. 4444 OF THEM.
Memes & Games144 comments
544
votes

More by DJ S0NA

Riot please listen to the community and do not rework Vel'koz
Gameplay369 comments
350
votes
I hope this could be considered, with the client update
Concepts & Creations53 comments
259
votes
Level 7 mastery should grant you a free champion summoner icon + profile banner
Concepts & Creations77 comments
248
votes
"... we've made the decision to not bring back solo queue"
Gameplay164 comments
204
votes
Creep block is HELL and it's driving me CRAZY!
Gameplay77 comments
183
votes
Can Infinitely stacking champion (Nasus, Veigar, etc) ping their stacks?
Gameplay58 comments
178
votes