I remember when I once thought teamfights would be that orderly and epic...
As a top main, I legitimately wish every single fight happened in an area the size of the dragon pit People wouldn't be able to run away http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/919/108/fab.png
Make Jarvan's Ult bigger and inescapable and there we go. Problem solved. :D
I only play champs that make Camille regret ulting me
: Camille? Is that what you call the food I just ate?
LOL
My last Top Laner saw teamfights from very very far... each god damn time (and he was Galio with TP).