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League's Important Philosophical Questions....

AhmCha·7/27/2016, 12:55:49 AM·4 votes·273 views

Why does Ahri's charm work on robots? What would happen if Jax had a real weapon? If Vayne has no time to tell jokes, why does she spend so much time feeding the enemy bot lane? If all of the lane's in a game are losing, is it 100% the jungler's fault, or 100000000000% the jungler's fault? How did Kassadin try to silence his mother if he has no silence? Did Zac ever get a suit? How does an eskimo riding a yeti kill a literal galaxy-forging dragon by throwing a snowball at it? Has Aqualious18 ever actually killed anyone? What caused Pentakill to go on a hiatus? Was it the disappearance of their bassist that no one was sure existed in the first place?

These are the deepest and most haunting questions that plague me about League of Legends...what philosophical quandaries haunt you, my fellow memers?

3 Comments

The Aqualious7/27/2016, 1:58:25 AM2 votes

My lawyers have informed me that I am not at liberty to answer that

SulkingKING7/27/2016, 2:48:10 AM1 votes

Is Spooky Gangplank truly cannon now? If Kindred, Kled, Nunu, and Ekko are on the same team, do they have ten teammates? If Maokai dies in the jungle and no one is around to hear him get executed, does he make a sound? If Kalista uses her ultimate and then gets eaten by Tahm Kench, then Tahm Kench is devoured by Cho'Gath, does it count as a quadrakill? We can have a character with a built in profanity censor like Mister Torgue from Borderlands 2, but Graves can't have a cigar? Can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Zarvanis7/28/2016, 9:49:53 PM1 votes

Veigar Pantheon Mordekaiser Jax Jhin Malzahar What do their faces look like?