Vel'Koz is ultimate illuminate!

Big Bang Bob·12/14/2014, 7:57:10 AM·3 votes·840 views

This probably isn't the best place to put this but who's going to read a random item 3078 thread anyway? I'm just going to name 6 reasons. There are a lot more but I'll leave the rest for you to post.

Velkoz's name is split into 2 parts, each containing 3 letters. (+2item 3078)

Velkoz's Name has 7 characters. 7 has 3 consonants, leaving you with 2 E's. E is the 5th letter. 5+5=10 which is spelled with 3 letters. (+2item 3078)

Velkoz has 3 tentacles. (+1item 3078)

Velkoz is an eye, which, as if eyes were't illuminate enough, has 3 letters in it. (+2item 3078)

Velkoz's passive activates by hitting a target with 3 abilities, placing a triangle over them. (+2item 3078)

Velkoz's passive will be activated 3 times if he lands all of his attacks. (+1item 3078)

This gives Velkoz a starting total of 10item 3078 (illuminati points). 10 has 3 letters... Wow, I seriously did not do that on purpose. O_O

Disclaimer: I do not believe in illuminati so if you do exist, please don't send people to my house to beat me up. :( (Then again, item 3078's item number does add up to 18, a multiple of 3...)

7 Comments

ArcaneMusic12/14/2014, 8:01:39 AM2 votes

Singed HE KNOWS OUR SECRET

SouL1ess12/14/2014, 9:36:11 AM2 votes

Well you can start by fixing the thread title...

Illuminate is a verb. Illuminati on the other hand...

Mathlete86412/14/2014, 6:41:29 PM1 votes

I could get to the number 3 from anything. Try me.

The Chain Warder3/16/2015, 3:39:25 AM1 votes

You forgot one. Vel'Koz gains pi attack damage per level, which rounds to 3.

Illuminati.