Vel'Koz is ultimate illuminate!

Big Bang Bob··3 votes·840 views

This probably isn't the best place to put this but who's going to read a random item 3078 thread anyway? I'm just going to name 6 reasons. There are a lot more but I'll leave the rest for you to post.

Velkoz's name is split into 2 parts, each containing 3 letters. (+2item 3078)

Velkoz's Name has 7 characters. 7 has 3 consonants, leaving you with 2 E's. E is the 5th letter. 5+5=10 which is spelled with 3 letters. (+2item 3078)

Velkoz has 3 tentacles. (+1item 3078)

Velkoz is an eye, which, as if eyes were't illuminate enough, has 3 letters in it. (+2item 3078)

Velkoz's passive activates by hitting a target with 3 abilities, placing a triangle over them. (+2item 3078)

Velkoz's passive will be activated 3 times if he lands all of his attacks. (+1item 3078)

This gives Velkoz a starting total of 10item 3078 (illuminati points). 10 has 3 letters... Wow, I seriously did not do that on purpose. O_O

Disclaimer: I do not believe in illuminati so if you do exist, please don't send people to my house to beat me up. :( (Then again, item 3078's item number does add up to 18, a multiple of 3...)

7 Comments

ArcaneMusic2 votes

Singed HE KNOWS OUR SECRET

SouL1ess2 votes

Well you can start by fixing the thread title...

Illuminate is a verb. Illuminati on the other hand...

Big Bang Bob1 votes

I can't change the title D:

Mathlete8641 votes

I could get to the number 3 from anything. Try me.

Big Bang Bob1 votes

The total amount of damage Velkoz does to an enemy with no mr when Velkoz has no ap and lands all of his abilities.

Mathlete8641 votes

Where each ability is at max rank?

The Chain Warder1 votes

You forgot one. Vel'Koz gains pi attack damage per level, which rounds to 3.

Illuminati.

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