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"Attention members of the institute! In order to obtain the resources necessary for my research, I require some of what you call "currency". As you may know, I gain knowledge of whatever I disintegrate, and I have disintegrated quite a few of you multiple times. For a price, I will reveal what I've learned about you in my field work, but note that some specimen do require more careful research, so a skin or DNA sample may me required. Leave what you would like to know below and I shall relay what I've learned back to you as soon as I can."
"I will now answer any request I've already received and have been payed to answer"
"Is it possible that I might be able to leave this suit?"
"Have you tried taking it off"
T_T
"What about using a welding torch?"
"Actually, no."
"There's your answer then."
"Why am I always so hungry?"
"Kog'Maw. You rapidly regurgitate every time you attempt to obtain food."
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"Any intelligent questions?"
where the hell did I leave my blade?!
where do i put all my ammo?
"Who is my mother?"
"don't you trust me?"
How do I break free of this cursed place?
Give me a good reason to choose you over Kha'Zix or Cho'Gath as my king.
Ok?
"Who did i betray?"
Mmm.. fish fish fish!
Why do people hate me?? All I do is just spam shrooms in every square inch of the map...
teemo or rumble?
Have you seen my Tibbers?
Gnar?
Who wants a piece of the champ!
Who let the dogs out?
Why so serious?
Ruby or Sapphire?
Is that a short joke?!?
Why won't anyone pick me?
I have heard people say the cake is a lie, but is it really? I've always wanted to become a baker, and if it truly is a lie I don't know what I would do.