Best way to scare people in normals
go jungle and in champ select tell them
"its been a while since i jungled so bear with me"
then when the game starts say
"why cant i find Wriggles Lantern"
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most people wouldnt understand what you're even talking about. i doubt there are very many of us that remember wriggles lantern.
Wait why is TF's teleport on his ult now?
"first time yasuo"
so bear with me
Picks voli in one for all
"No Ganks, Only Farm"
Show MF Support the entire lobby, never responding to your teams pleas of "for the love of god pick something else, anything else." Only to switch at the last possible second.
Bonus points if you get someone on your team so scared they actually ban mf.
WHAAAT? DOUBLELIFT IS TSM NOW?
Best way to scare people in ranked: "First time Bard"
"woah, did they change sion?"
"Is Singed a new champion?"
Had to google it. http://www.team-dignitas.net/uploads/tinymce/images/wriggleslantern.jpg
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Wriggles Lantern? Whats that? I can't seem to find Madred's Razor.
"I can't find 
?"
"Are you saying that Force of Nature doesn't exist?"
Go ADC with 
and ask in chat "where is philo's stone?"
say "this guy looks good" And hover aatrox.
This legit happened to me a few years back. I had no internet for quite a while, when I got it back I hopped on league. Started Cloth and 5 pots on Jarvan, this was around the time machete was released I think. I felt so dumb when I was looking for an item to buy and my team asked me why I had no jungle item. I was like "I got the cloth armor!"
"Why can't I buy green wards, either?"
"So, what does a support do?"
Where is Shurelya's Reverie? WTF, Heart of gold where?
Ty for putting in normals
Where is force of nature?
Starting wraiths... where's baron?
"Where's Heart of Gold?"
Then try to get your team to leash you krugs.
better yet "wait, they have items specifically for jungling now?!"
No offense but people only ever bought madreds, upgrading was a waste of moniez. Gotta get that aegis of the legion plus some gp10's to buy pinks
Hey guys where did the ghosts go? And why is there no Lizard??
Pick Aatrox jungle and say ''Where is devouer''. Pick shaco and say ''first time shaco.'' Take Zed and say ''first time Zed.'' Enter the game and say '' its been a while since my last match. Anybody can explain me how does hextech workshop works?'' Pick poppy and say ''why all her skilbuttons look differently now''. Pick kindread. Upon seeing graves with smite say report graves in jungle. (but not many peoples will get it that you missed entire last season). Pick Ap jungler and ask for runic glaive cuz you cant find it.