I Think Mark Twain Sums Up Why People Get In Trouble And Blame The Guy The Were Arguing With

Jon1174··52 votes·2,071 views

“Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”

― Mark Twain

33 Comments

pro crastinat0r6 votes

My favorite is:

“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

-George Carlin

Telephone Booth1 votes

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My favorite is:

“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

-George Carlin

Lmao I honestly thought that was Einstein.

Jon11742 votes

Well Said*[slayer-pantheon-rainbows]*

Marshbouy4 votes

This is my philosophy as to why i stopped arguing with a lot of people on the boards.

Melledoneus3 votes

wtf scroob i am not stupid i am wood

Troll for Trump6 votes

Rather, that's why people stopped arguing with you ;]

Marshbouy2 votes

Maybe, but i use this philosophy when i see posts that are raging over balance. When i say raging, i mean like calling everything that exists in the game cancer.

S H A Y C 08 votes

And the argument ensues...[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

#irony

Troll for Trump1 votes

That's pretty cancerous

Kartagia1 votes

You just violated your policy. VulDead comment is making the point he is a fool.

MrWasjig2 votes

Arguing? Or discussing?

Candoodle2 votes

FITE ME

Leetri3 votes

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Miror B3 votes

I actually remember seeing a george carlin special that had something fun concerning this. I forget the exact line, but he was referencing the whole iraq oil stuff and said something like:

"Everyone in life has had a scapegoat for their problems. The ancient egyptians had the jews, to help build the pyramids -talks aside- this isn't the first time the jews have been scapegoated, and probably won't be the last -stops-. The americans first had the blacks, remember that? Bunch of lazy pricks they were back in the day, so much so that they decided it'd be EASIER (puts a ton of emphasis on that word) to brave the seas not once but TWICE (again, emphasis) just so they wouldn't have to do an honest day's job. Now the americans are using the middle east as an excuse and I find it rather hilarious. Too many people claim that they want to put in a hard day's work -talks aside- remember, this was a nation built on the idea of people working hard and getting sh't done -stops- yet when the pressure is on many of them choose to just stiff someone else with it."

TiiGz3 votes

My grandpa used to always say "never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"

IPromiseTomorrow2 votes

Maybe people make excuses so they don't look like they did wrong. It can be so wrong in fact they still make excuses to lighten it.

I think that's more accurate.

S H A Y C 03 votes

please tell me you didnt come to league boards to "think"[slayer-jinx-unamused]

I think you have gotten lost sir XD

IPromiseTomorrow2 votes

Will it's something I have yet to make sure of. I have to press some people for answers, which is uncomfortable for some league players lol.

S H A Y C 02 votes

which is uncomfortable for some league players

because they dont have any, lol!

IPromiseTomorrow1 votes

But have you tried pressing for "why" did some do something. Then receive the honest answer?

Spicy Rice1 votes

Oh dear, it's The second coming of Socrates.

Quick, someone get the hemlock

S H A Y C 01 votes

No, And i most certainly am better off NOT knowing [slayer-jinx-wink]

manbearswine1 votes

It's true, but only if the onlookers are fools as well.

Jon11741 votes

This post was really meant to apply to all the people of the Player Behavior board who cry about being toxic with the excuse "But my team started it" without realizing that they are being judge solely on their words not what their team said

manbearswine1 votes

{quoted}

This post was really meant to apply to all the people of the Player Behavior board

It's pretty damn impossible to tell it's aimed at that, and regardless still applies to other things.

who cry about being toxic with the excuse "But my team started it" without realizing that they are being judge solely on their words not what their team said

Maybe it's just me, but flaming someone who is flaming himself and flaming someone who didn't insult you in any way are two very different things.

I've always hated the attitude of the the player behaviour boards where if you aren't literally jesus you don't just deserve to be permabanned but also hanged.

Jon11741 votes

But If Someone is flaming the flamer who flames the flamers flame,would that not instead defeat the point of flaming

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

manbearswine1 votes

{quoted}

But If Someone is flaming the flamer who flames the flamers flame,would that not instead defeat the point of flaming

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

No, that guy would be the worst of the bunch.

Jon11742 votes

So how about instead of that we all just get along in our shared hatred of Fizz [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

manbearswine2 votes

{quoted}

So how about instead of that we all just get along in our shared hatred of Fizz [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

Only if we hate yasuo too.

Jon11742 votes

Deal

Weathered1 votes

Now how am I supposed to argue with this post...

Clever boy.

SzGamer2271 votes

[zombie-brand-mindblown] http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

I've been doing it wrong my whole life

Everything is so clear now

It all makes sense

I finally understand why the mute button is the superior defense against toxicity... it's like my eyes have been opened to a whole new world

Thank you Mark Twain for the quote, and thank you Jon for posting this

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