Which champion would make the best presidential candidate and what would their platform be?
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"So, presidential candidate Jarvan IV, what are your plans concerning inflation and rising taxes?"
fuck
I didn't think this far.
Guys lets build a wall
: BWOOOOOOOOOONNNGGG
immediate world peace

ok
#NoLivesMatter

I could see him rewinding the election till he got the results he wanted.
Lets just eat all our problems :D
Mr. President, what are you gonna do about the escalating tensions between the U.S. and Russia?
Who cares about escalating tensions when I got snow globes to collec-
O_O
I mean
We will destroy them, DESTROY THEM!!!
Care to explain what do you mean by destroying them, sir?
I'll just send some stars their way. Hue.
Sorry I'm on mobile atm so I can't use the champion icons.
KLED 2016
"Everybody get of my #### land!"
SHURIMA WILL STRETCH TO THE HORIZON!
Considering the way things are currently going...
would be... tremendous, because he is a winner.
Bringing back colloseum style gladitator battles to the death for prison inmates for high stakes reality television.
: "PRAISE THE SUN OR DIE!"
Pretty simple choice if you ask me.
: So, mister Nasus, how would you explain your campaign message in a short sentence?
: stacks.
: Wa-
: STACKS
: "President Darius, what are we going to do about the Terrorist attacks on our soil?
: "I going to Dunk them..."
: "Would you care to elaborate on that?"
: "Yah, I'm going to dunk them" DECA KILL! "HARD!"
Clap of Approval
Peace no matter the cost
goes where he wants too.... here comes world domination
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE SCOUT'S CODE 
Moderator: What is your plan for dealing with terroris--
JUSTICE!!!
Do you ever wonder why bad things happen in the world?
Well that's all because of the Demacians, they are the source of every single problem in the world.
World Hunger? Demacians did it
Traffic? Demacians did it
More Expensive Netflix? Demacians did it
Scraped your knee? Demacians did it
They are behind every problem that has and ever will be.
VOTE
TO MAKE THE WORLD GREAT AGAIN

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