Vel'Koz analyzes the strangest things...
Post up Vel'Koz's comments on something strange he analyzes. Disintegration not required.
Example!
- "Female subject's body temperature has increased following damage to clothing article. Interesting."
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Subject appears to have trans-dimensional existence, is able to be in multiple instances of tall grass at once.
Subject is known to be Cho'gath, who was once my college roommate. He had an appetite for everything in my mini-fridge. Caution is well placed when approaching him.
Subject appears to have the ability to rewind time
subject appears to have the ability to rewind time...
Subject cannot stop screaming the name of a dead civilization. Also has delusions of being a pigeon.
Subject creates a great amount of rage in those unfortunate enough to look at its figure. Rage is not relieved until subject has been put through extreme excruciating pain and a slow death. I have looked at its figure, must correct
Subject appears to goes where it pleases, must study further to see what the limitations are.
Isn't off-put by my appearance, quite unlike all other female subjects. Further study is planned.
Subject appears to be very handsome.
The physics of this realm tantalize me. Subject used large amounts of brute force to attempt to propel itself forward through a wall, and simply phased through the solid matter. After multiple tests, I have found I am unable to recreate this instance. Multiple injuries were sustained in the testing process. Note to not repeat this test.
"Subject appears to wear my cousin as pants."
Subject appears to have.... Sword boots?
Subject seems to react aggressively towards references to his height, yet despite small size possesses a high amount of dark magic. More research may be required.
Subject seems to talk to her weaponry as if they were sentient beings, level of sanity is currently uncertain.
Subject seems to know what I am saying before I can say it..Interesting and annoying. Will be destroyed at a later date.
Subject appears to be depressed.
subject 2 goes to subject 1
Subject 2 accidentally lgnited subject one
notes: Non-void people are weird
Subject seems to become passive at the mention of a belly rub.
Upon further investigation it has been theorized that dis bitch cray
"Subject inflicts pain on himself to increase his own tenacity, strength, and vigor. What sort of troll science is this shit." -
Subject has managed to create a new langague completely consisting of the word, "Okay". Further study is needed to decipher meaning.
subject appears to have a boar that can preform quantum tunneling to bypass any wall. Further study through dissection is planned.
Subject appears to be a flippin' ninja.
All attempts to analyze the subject have resulted in horrific visions of things to come.
Subject appears to be B-B-B-B-Bard to the bone.
Subject has a horn growing out of her head, but was not happy to see me. The Banana was certainly unexpected.
Subject kept headbutting my away from him screaming "You can't milk those!"
Subject appears to become more docile in the presence of the herb known as "catnip".
The subjects ability to somehow fly without any form of propulsion continues to baffle me.
- Subject has a very limited vocabulary, but incredible resilience to physical harm. Curious.
- Subject appears to have mammary glands, but is of a non-mammalian species. Possible anomaly. Will require analysis to be certain.
subject appears to have created own league. More research on this league is required
Subject appears to be having frequent psychotic breaks in which subject believes they are conversing with an adult male Aquila Demacius. Appears to be receiving lewd statements of 'humor' from the avain eluding to subjects romantic relationship with 
. Further investigation required.
"Subject appears to befriend the very creatures it was built to repel. Investigation will proceed upon dissipation of extreme, tentacle-wetting fear." ~
Subject appears to only care for something called farming. Tests have revealed he will move toward 'creeps' and completely ignore all else. Additionally, he gets larger in size when alarmed or scared.
Interesting. Human is convinced it is Panthera tigris, Ursidae, Testudines and Aves at alternating intervals. Avoidance advised.
Subject appears to be in a group called a "band." Further tests a required to determine its purpose.
"Subject seems calm under even the largest duress. Subject appears to enjoy the company of Species 8472, "Poros". More Investigation will continue after ingestion and Procession of pasteurized lactation that the subject has offered." ~
Subjects liver is clearly of some extra-dimensional origin. Further examination is required.
Subject appears to be a able to travel dimensions, going where he pleases to go seemingly at will.
Subject desires a suit.
Subject appears to provoke disproportionately massive irrational rage in all humanoids.
Subject appears to be abnormally blue coloured and possesses magical capabilities in the form of what some call "spamming". Must also test if subject will perish if he is green coloured.
Subject appears to be a harmless plant. But the mistake I have made was grave. I tried to obtain this subject from the ground and the subject began to move and tangle me in its roots. I fear that my tentacles will not be enough to stop this lifeforce....
- Subject appears incapable of negative thought. Able to manipulate light in ways that rival my Lifeform Disintegration Ray. Will require a thorough analysis.
- Female human. No known magical capabilities, but appears to attract males of the species with little effort. Overdeveloped mammary glands may be a contributing factor.
- Subject's attire does not befit her position as a law enforcement officer. Uncertain of name; subject is referred to as 'Caitlyn' by most, but also as 'Cupcake' and 'Hat Lady' by specific peers.
- Subject appears incapable of oral communication. Able to use musical instrument to communicate and for self-defense, but poses little threat. She will make for a most rewarding test subject.
"Constant solar emissions make this subject difficult to analyze."
"Subject is an alpha female member of the Xer'sai Void species. Avoid close encounters."
"subject appears calm and naive. Oh wait, she broke a string. Oh wait, now she's um... cussing? can't tell. Now she's walking to the music store to buy new string."
"Subject becomes significantly less enjoyable when provoked. Further tests not advised." ~
"The subject has changed"
Subject can phase itself slightly out of existence to allow objects to harmlessly pass through it. It is unable to be struck while sitting atop of its pole-arm, despite my best efforts. Subject has taunted me incessantly during testing.