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Meep Man17 votes

Would anyone else find it interesting (and funny) if Cho'Gath actually did evolve like that, his model evolving and growing extra limbs and such as he gained stacks? Like, in the beginning, he this tiny, midget creature with just a "Bean" body and little arms and legs. Then, over time, he becomes a huge demonic being.

Malicious Metal26 votes

Who WOULDN'T enjoy that happening?

Seriously, if he ever gets his VGU he'll probably evolve depending on how many stacks of feast he has amassed.

Ralanr7 votes

I mean, who says Kha'zix is the only evolver in the void?

Meep Man5 votes

If they ever do it, I would pray that they make his no stacks body a really tiny little bean body that just waddles around yelling "FEAR ME!"

CookyPrince1 votes

then watching him lose stacks when he dies

DorsalChicken1 votes

It would be amazing.

Toa of Death1 votes

Back when IronStylus was still with Riot, he always mentioned his desire to make Cho evolve with his stacks.

Sahn Uzal6 votes

That has to be one of the most accurate gifs I've seen in a while Tips pirate hat

crippler381 votes

does that mean your hat is tilted or it's just really humid and your hair got more waves than the ocean under your boat?

Sahn Uzal1 votes

yes.

Mr Vulcanator1 votes

Yeah I noticed that when I saw Nostalgia Critic's review for Spawn.

Malicious Metal2 votes

The movie's pretty 'meh' The series though, that's some underrated goodness, pretty dark and gritty and Spawn being voiced by Keith David makes it even better

Still, the best iteration of Spawn is the comic version

DorsalChicken1 votes

As a Cho'gath main I can confirm. Also, an evolving model is all I want in league. Cho'gath would and should be the big bad of the void beasts, like how morde is like the big bad of the shadow isles (Yeah the ruined king started it, but I would say morde is the biggest threat atm)

Pierce The Veal1 votes

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As a Cho'gath main I can confirm. Also, an evolving model is all I want in league. Cho'gath would and should be the big bad of the void beasts, like how morde is like the big bad of the shadow isles (Yeah the ruined king started it, but I would say morde is the biggest threat atm)

Yeah, sure, Hecarim with his ghost rider army isn't a bigger threat than a lone suit of armor.

BoundaryBreaker1 votes

You're right, he isn't. Because Morde isn't a lone suit of armor. MORDE IS AN UNDYING LICH KING WHO RULES OVER THE SOULS OF THE DEAD AND FORCES THEM TO DO HIS BIDDING FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA!!!!

DorsalChicken1 votes

This, Morde would dumpster Hecarim in a fight.

Edit: But Cho'gath would dumpster them both. :3

crippler381 votes

if he didn't get his soul ripped from his body and made into an undead creature, sure, let's go with that.

DorsalChicken1 votes

Hehe, I'm not even sure if void beasts have a soul to be ripped out. Rito give void event plz! I wanna know more!

crippler381 votes

I'm going to think that mordekaiser is just locking the target's mind in a body created from the moment that they die that's a mirror of what they were in life thus tormenting them eternally as his servant

BoundaryBreaker1 votes

Hmmm, thinking about it, it depends on the situation of if Morde or Cho would win. Is it immediately after the fight with Heca? Does Morde have his army available to him? How fat is Cho'Gath due to nomming previous to the fight? Depending on the various combinations of factors, the outcome is highly variable.

Kek, being serious on M&G. Conciliatory pic: https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi0.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F000%2F553%2F345%2Fb1a.jpg&key=LF_p53Y5gj0U6ruRPRAakg

DorsalChicken1 votes

Now that I think about it, it seems like we have a better judge of power for Morde than Cho'gath. Seeing how we know NOTHING about Cho'gath in the new lore. Tbh I would like to see Cho'gath become a kind of "Void -Lord" I mean he fits the bill pretty well imo.

Meep Man1 votes

I would like to see him as the second most powerful Void-born that is like second in command to the big bad. I don't see him as a good leader for the entire Void, but as a really good General-like position.

DorsalChicken1 votes

Ehh, it could go either way. From a lore standpoint Cho'gath is almost a blank slate. I mean his entire lore is "Big scary monster from the void that eats everything and oh and he is really smart to for some reason"

Pierce The Veal1 votes

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You're right, he isn't. Because Morde isn't a lone suit of armor. MORDE IS AN UNDYING LICH KING WHO RULES OVER THE SOULS OF THE DEAD AND FORCES THEM TO DO HIS BIDDING FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA!!!!

Except Hecarim is 99% likely to be the Ruined King. He leads huge undead armies. He doesn't just control one or two beings at a time.

BoundaryBreaker1 votes

Nonononono. Hecarim is MOST CERTAINLY NOT the Ruined King. He was a knight serving the ruined king. An elite knight, but still just a subordinate. #Lore

Pierce The Veal1 votes

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Nonononono. Hecarim is MOST CERTAINLY NOT the Ruined King. He was a knight serving the ruined king. An elite knight, but still just a subordinate. #Lore

Then how come the altars in the twisted treeline call for him to remember who he once was?

BoundaryBreaker1 votes

Because he was distorted into the centaur-esque abomination that he is by the magic that the ruined king attempted to use to revive his dead wife and (I forget precisely why but he did) he stabbed Kalista in the back (thus the spears in her back) when she was just a mage the Ruined King hired to revive said wife thereby distorting the magic and causing the creation of the various abominations of the Shadow Isles, such as himself, the revival of Morde, Maokai, Thresh, so on and so forth. They are saying to remember the honorable knight he once was.

Edit: Also bro, you have a couple people saying that no, no way is hecarim in any way the ruined king. Accept it XD.

Pierce The Veal1 votes

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Because he was distorted into the centaur-esque abomination that he is by the magic that the ruined king attempted to use to revive his dead wife and (I forget precisely why but he did) he stabbed Kalista in the back (thus the spears in her back) when she was just a mage the Ruined King hired to revive said wife thereby distorting the magic and causing the creation of the various abominations of the Shadow Isles, such as himself, the revival of Morde, Maokai, Thresh, so on and so forth. They are saying to remember the honorable knight he once was.

Edit: Also bro, you have a couple people saying that no, no way is hecarim in any way the ruined king. Accept it XD.

I just posted a few times before I went back and checked out the lore. I was still running on the real league of legends lore from a few years back, not the retcon.

Dicerson3 votes

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Yeah, sure, Hecarim with his ghost rider army isn't a bigger threat than a lone suit of armor.

Lone suit? Mordekaiser is an evil Revenant Overlord with a army of Liches, ghosts, and the undead at his disposal. Unlike the other beings of the shadow isles, who are controlled by the mist, Mordekaiser is fully free will. And a very powerful one at that, he is even able to manipulate the mist to do his bidding, giving him almost complete dominion over the shadow isles and any whom the mist claims.

He is mot certainly one of the largest threats to runeterra out there.

Pierce The Veal1 votes

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Lone suit? Mordekaiser is an evil Revenant Overlord with a army of Liches, ghosts, and the undead at his disposal. Unlike the other beings of the shadow isles, who are controlled by the mist, Mordekaiser is fully free will. And a very powerful one at that, he is even able to manipulate the mist to do his bidding, giving him almost complete dominion over the shadow isles and any whom the mist claims.

He is mot certainly one of the largest threats to runeterra out there.

Yet Hecarim is the same. Except he is shown to perhaps even be the ruined king. He is at least as powerful as Mordekaiser, if not moreso. He is literally the representation of the horseman of death.

Dicerson2 votes

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Yet Hecarim is the same. Except he is shown to perhaps even be the ruined king. He is at least as powerful as Mordekaiser, if not moreso. He is literally the representation of the horseman of death.

Uh bro, read the lore. Hecarim was a servant knight under the ruined king who became corrupt for power. When the mists emerged he was completely overtaken and possessed by them. Hecarim is effectively the mist, and since Mordekaiser can control the mist, Moderkaiser could control hecarim if he so chose.

But to be honest, Mordekaiser doesn't give a flying fuck about what the mist does. He just sends it in a direction and uses it to collect souls for his army. Even though he can control Hecarim and likely the other shadow isles beings, he probably chooses not to.

Pierce The Veal1 votes

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Uh bro, read the lore. Hecarim was a servant knight under the ruined king who became corrupt for power. When the mists emerged he was completely overtaken and possessed by them. Hecarim is effectively the mist, and since Mordekaiser can control the mist, Moderkaiser could control hecarim if he so chose.

But to be honest, Mordekaiser doesn't give a flying fuck about what the mist does. He just sends it in a direction and uses it to collect souls for his army. Even though he can control Hecarim and likely the other shadow isles beings, he probably chooses not to.

Oh shit, can't believe they fucked over the lore even further. Damn...

General Esdeath 1 votes

What is that from?

ItsOrval1 votes

Look up Spawn vs Violator

General Esdeath 1 votes

Thanks man :D

Swaid1 votes

They call me a fool for feasting on minions early game instead of using it to get kills.

Problem is, I'm too busy trying to hold all this early game health.

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