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If Champions had mundane occupations in today's society.

Knoyle··20 votes·2,469 views

Draven Overpaid Actor. Azir CEO of a very successful restaurant chain Fiddlesticks self explanatory... Rammus DMV Fizz Acrobat Kennen Electrician Nasus Incredibly successful Farming merchant. Viktor Apple store technician Xerath Battery RekSai Top paid super model Morgana Food Network cook. Maokai A Tree... Jhin Professional Golfer Janna Weather lady That suspiciously only accurately predict Tornadoes. Volibear Park Ranger Lulu Great at kids' birthday parties Bard Drug dealer... Ahri maybe I shouldn't... Evelynn not this one either.... Teemo Insurance salesman.

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Melledoneus13 votes

Shen Best. Delivery man. Ever.

Ralanr12 votes

Azir: THE ORDER HAS BEEN GIVEN! Shen: It has already been delivered, you just haven't payed me yet.

Melledoneus6 votes

Azir "THE ORDER IS GI-" Shen Teleports inside Azir ... Shen ... Azir "EEK! I'M NAKED, GET OUT!" Shen Gets pushed out ...?

Ralanr7 votes

Schoolgirl Azir: Shrieks and calls people "BAKA!" When he ults.

Melledoneus4 votes

"Sty-stay away from me, b-baka!"

Tsundere Azir confirmed.

Catastrop2 votes

That's a Tsundere. Yanderes are your psycho stalker that's going to kill everyone who comes near you.

...I'm weeb trash.

Melledoneus3 votes

Whoops, forgot. Heh. Trust me, Yandere simulator taught me that.

Livid Biscuit9 votes

Velkoz - Math teacher TahmKench - Used Car Salesman Darius - Dunkin' Donuts Store Manager Jhin - Drama Teacher Leona - Botanist Yorick - Groundskeeper Urgot - Anti-Drug Advocate

Ralanr7 votes

Wouldn't Jhin be more of a drama teacher?

Livid Biscuit1 votes

Fair point. fixed.

Duhpope1 votes

And I feel like Leona would make a better Tanning Consultant.

MrryZ4 votes

Thats a thing? How do you consult someone for tanning? "yeah just go lay in the sun... that should do it..."

Blue Moon Wolf9 votes

MasterYi and MonkeyKing

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aLahqv883_A/UizA9uo-63I/AAAAAAAAAWI/ZDcYWA-qH0Q/s1600/OrganGrinder.gif

MonkeyKing does not like his job >_>

Arhkadian8 votes

Ahri How about shes just a model and not a you-know-what? Evelynn I have no idea about her though.

KONO RUBICK DA5 votes

what do you mean a you know what? at first i thought that ahri was in superior math studying in arithmetic

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Ralanr7 votes

Sion would be a construction worker. Specializing in deconstruction.

By which I mean he works as a wrecking ball.

Knoyle3 votes

Some say... He does his job too well.

Fondling Gems8 votes

Vi: One girl wrecking crew.

Ralanr10 votes

Well of course there would be competition.

Bârd7 votes

Annie Violation of child labor laws

MavenSong7 votes

Sona ....

she's already a musician... and a rock star... and a DJ

damn she's has a busy life.

Sideone: Diana - Door to Door Sunblock Saleswoman

Melledoneus22 votes

Diana "Hi, would you like to reject the heresy of the sun?" Jayce Holding a coffee mug and wearing a bathrobe "Um..." Diana "Try our sunblock!" Struggles to smile Jayce "Eh, no thanks. I already bought one from the other guy." Diana "...what?" Trundle "Great for keeping your skin from turning to stone! Also comes with application accessories!"

MavenSong2 votes

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I'll take 10

Melledoneus1 votes

Diana "Finally a sale-" Trundle "Here, have some free samples! It's on the house!"

MavenSong1 votes

You have to admit, he's got the marketing strats.

Melledoneus1 votes

Corporate Trundle confirmed.

MavenSong1 votes

rito pls,

and add Zac, he needs a suit

Melledoneus1 votes

Nope.

Corporate Draven

Morrofox6 votes

Pantheon ahem......BAKER!!!

KONO RUBICK DA6 votes

Darius basketball coach

"don't listen the rules"

No flash no life5 votes

TwistedFate it's time to du-du-du du-du-du-duel

hoes and bows5 votes

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Draven Overpaid Actor. http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/855/340/23b.jpg

Melledoneus2 votes

One does not simply Draven Overpay Draven

TheTarians4 votes

Skarner: Nascar Driver.

Catastrop4 votes

Syndra Way too into it Dodgeball instructor. (Actually I think that's just a normal Dodgeball instructor.)

Pandemic Punch3 votes

Illaoi Maybe we should leave this one to the imagination.

Bârd13 votes

Gym Teacher

Void Nargacuga4 votes

The gym teacher everyone is afraid of?

MavenSong5 votes

you will not like her tests...

Void Nargacuga7 votes

I bet they can be... Soul crushing.

I regret nothing.

MavenSong8 votes

you'll be SLAMMED with homework

http://www.searchjokes.com/img/pics/20140812_112621_baffbfc_article.jpg

Ralimak4 votes

HOMEWORK IN GYM CLASS?!?!? What is this madness?

RaptorKarr3 votes

Riven : Self Defense instructor and or a blacksmith :P

Woodsy25754 votes

She's a terrible blacksmith, he sword only stays reforged for 15 seconds at a time

Jofeyy3 votes

Yasuo sushi chef

Fizz Sushi

Fondling Gems1 votes

Taric: Fashion model/groom Ezreal: Explorer/bride

bulldoggamer1 votes

I think ez would work at a fashion boutique.

Fondling Gems1 votes

I mean, his job is literally to explore in Runeterra. Kinda makes sense he would do that irl too.

bulldoggamer1 votes

There isn't much of a call for explorers now days.

1011001110002 votes

Space and the ocean are vast.

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