If Champions had mundane occupations in today's society.
Overpaid Actor.
CEO of a very successful restaurant chain
self explanatory...
DMV
Acrobat
Electrician
Incredibly successful Farming merchant.
Apple store technician
Battery
Top paid super model
Food Network cook.
A Tree...
Professional Golfer
Weather lady That suspiciously only accurately predict Tornadoes.
Park Ranger
Great at kids' birthday parties
Drug dealer...
maybe I shouldn't...
not this one either....
Insurance salesman.
Best. Delivery man. Ever.
and 
- Math teacher
- Used Car Salesman
- Dunkin' Donuts Store Manager
- Botanist
- Groundskeeper
- Anti-Drug Advocate
Violation of child labor laws
....
- Door to Door Sunblock Saleswoman
ahem......BAKER!!!
it's time to du-du-du du-du-du-duel
: Nascar Driver.
Way too into it Dodgeball instructor. (Actually I think that's just a normal Dodgeball instructor.)
: Self Defense instructor and or a blacksmith :P
Maybe we should leave this one to the imagination.
sushi chef