Lux has a flat-chest complex. Who does she take her frustration out on?

darkdill·Nov 3, 2014·1 votes·4,605 views

Don't believe me? Here's proof!
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6evx6MLrT1rrzdauo1_r1_1280.jpg
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/45a1ec1ada49e2f53377c3b5376fc4c9.png

EDIT: Lux might not necessarily be flat, but she's still smaller than several of the other League women (i.e. Sona, MF, Janna, etc.) I imagine she'd be jealous of their boobs.

Now who do you think she'd take out her frustration on? My thought would be Leona.

: "Ow! L-Lux, stop that! Stop touching my - KYAA!!"

17 Comments

Deep Terror NamiNov 3, 20145 votes

She doesn't. She just sulks in the corner getting comforted by Annie, who has no idea what the problem is.

Pika310Nov 3, 20143 votes

I honestly haven't the slightest clue as to where you're still getting this misconception that Lux is flat. If you would just finally take a moment to actually bother viewing her skins for once, I'd say she has to be at the very least a C if not a D.

http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Lux/SkinsTrivia

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121003200406/leagueoflegends/images/4/44/Lux_OriginalSkin.jpg

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110514043635/leagueoflegends/images/4/48/Lux_SorceressSkin_Ch.jpg

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110617230830/leagueoflegends/images/6/69/Lux_CommandoSkin.jpg

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111129082202/leagueoflegends/images/9/94/Lux_ImperialSkin.jpg

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110514043402/leagueoflegends/images/e/ed/Lux_OriginalSkin_Ch.jpg

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110324133909/leagueoflegends/images/3/36/Lux_SpellthiefSkin_Ch.jpg

darkdillNov 3, 20141 votes

There's always the possibility that she wears padding.

Besides, she's not nearly as big as Sona or MF.

12talesNov 3, 20141 votes

Besides, she's not nearly as big as Sona or MF.

Heaven forbid.

darkdillNov 3, 20141 votes

She might still get all angsty when MF or Sona flaunt their cleavage around. I mean, Lux has GOT to feel inadequate by comparison. :(

12talesNov 3, 20143 votes

Both the fact that you think Lux is flat and that you consider it a reason to feel inadequate or frustrated is somewhat disturbing.

darkdillNov 3, 20141 votes

She'd feel inadequate if MF were teasing her about her size.

The whole thing would be a bit of a reference to Blazblue, and an interaction between Noel Vermillion (who's flat-chested and dislikes being so) and Litchi Faye Ling (who's breasts are about as big as her head).

Pika310Nov 4, 20141 votes

I really don't think the situation would be similar at all. If anything, Lux would be making fun of MF for having too much and mocking her spinal problems.

DragonSheaNov 3, 20141 votes

I honestly haven't the slightest clue as to where you're still getting this misconception that Lux is flat. If you would just finally take a moment to actually bother viewing her skins for once, I'd say she has to be at the very least a C if not a D.

http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Lux/SkinsTrivia

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121003200406/leagueoflegends/images/4/44/Lux_OriginalSkin.jpg

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110514043635/leagueoflegends/images/4/48/Lux_SorceressSkin_Ch.jpg

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110617230830/leagueoflegends/images/6/69/Lux_CommandoSkin.jpg

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111129082202/leagueoflegends/images/9/94/Lux_ImperialSkin.jpg

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110514043402/leagueoflegends/images/e/ed/Lux_OriginalSkin_Ch.jpg

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110324133909/leagueoflegends/images/3/36/Lux_SpellthiefSkin_Ch.jpg

Finally someone else realised the stupidity of this meme. I am like this "lux got deflated ballons" meme again. I am like. dude check the splash art she's a d at least.

DolynaNov 3, 20142 votes

She just needs to hang out with Jinx more.

ThatAutofillSuppNov 3, 20141 votes

: "Ow! L-Lux, stop that! Stop touching my - KYAA!!"

sounds so anime xD

darkdillNov 3, 20141 votes

Problem?

ThatAutofillSuppNov 3, 20141 votes

nope :P

weihe123Nov 3, 20141 votes

um... her brother? Garen "WELL BROTHER. DO YOU THINK I'M FLAT CHESTED?!" Garen too afraid to even respond... in his mind "If it's about lady-chests, i have no idea...."

OnegarionNov 3, 20141 votes

Well isn't she young still? I bet she still has growing to do.

Yet is someone had to be taken I'm going Sona. You can't go wrong with beating the mute person. Lux has so many problems lol.

That or she would hang out with Jinx and annie all the time. She might feel better.

Pika310Nov 3, 20141 votes

She can't be too young. Despite her appearance, fact still stands she's already a hardened soldier in the Demacian military. I couldn't place her age any younger than 20, give or take.