When you realize you're not normal

Shroom Junkie··5 votes·826 views

My mains are both unclassed.

Teemo Singed Singed actually isn't my second main he's just backup in case Teemo is taken. Still.

20 Comments

Malicious Metal8 votes

I hope you're not as toxic as your champions. You know, 'cause poison?...

Ehh, I'll see myself out...

Ralanr4 votes

Good. I was gonna grab a rolled up newspaper.

The Poetic Zed2 votes

Well actually, teemo is classed. He's of the satan class, designed to wreak havoc on the rift

Shroom Junkie1 votes

Hm, I must've skipped over that one.

JayHog19921 votes

Hey, as long as you don't behave like an asshole when playing as them like... Laughing after every kill, showing off your mastery badge, being generaly toxic in chat...

If none of that happens while you play as them, you're great in my book. Kind Teemo players might be hard to come by.

Shroom Junkie1 votes

Honestly depends. If they're being toxic I'm a total arse, I kill them, laugh on their body and show off my mastery icon. Otherwise I just talk in all chat with them or if they aren't talking just lane, so, y'kno. Bit o' both.

JayHog19921 votes

NO. TOXIC. BEHAVIOR. Regardless if the enemy is being an asshole or not.

You can be the better man and mute them or just laugh IRL.

It's not so hard to keep your finger off your enter key when the heat is up in chat.

Just asking you to take in my example and not follow the dark path like everyone else.

Shroom Junkie1 votes

Usually just have /all chat off but if they bm I do too. :3

JayHog19921 votes

I just don't BM, not only promotes toxicity, but it's also a waste of time.

Shroom Junkie1 votes

Yeah but come on man, its fun. I only hold back normally because its mean. lol

KANYE OBAMA GOD2 votes

Yeah, I only BM if it's in good fun. Like if I'm playing Twitch and my stealth runs out before I finish repositioning and instead I'm in the center of the enemy team looking like a dumbass, I'll flash my level 5 right before I get mulched lol

Shroom Junkie1 votes

TEACH ME HOW TO TWITCH

He's so hard to me... I lose lane and then I lose everything else. I feel like its me building him wrong or maybe I just suck. q.q

KANYE OBAMA GOD1 votes

Well, usually in lane you just wanna farm. Twitch most of the time gets beat early (unless you're confident in the matchup and trade properly). Normal build is Runaan's, Ghostblade, then IE. The rest is just situational whether it's a scimitar for CC and magic damage, BT for sustain, shiv for more wave clear, etc. He's not to hard to play as but I feel actually building him is where people a lot of times go wrong. Hope I helped a bit tho :)

(p.s. don't try this in ranked but Guinsoo's -> Runaan's -> IE is secret op on every adc that is teamfight and pseudo-on-hit oriented (tristana, kog'maw, twitch, varus)
opieop -> http://goo.gl/qCYyQ2 )

JayHog19921 votes

I just don't do that at all. I have incredible control over myself. The very least if I'm getting BM'd is trying to reason with them.

If they're far beyond reasoning, they're far beyond listening and I go back to what I'm doing.

I didn't earn 4 honorable oponents playing Teemo for nothing.

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

I know what my first main is (MonkeyKing diving fighter), but Gnar on the other hand...

mini- short ranged marksman Mega- juggernaut ... a Jugger-marksman? http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/supernatural-confused.gif

Lauchmelder2 votes

A Juggerman

Large Minivan1 votes

now I realize that both of my mains are unbelievably broken...MasterYi andEkko

Bârd1 votes

Teemo Marksman-Assassin Hybrid Singed Vanguard-Battlemage Hyrbid (with a unique play style)

Shroom Junkie1 votes

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Teemo Marksman-Assassin Hybrid

He doesn't have mobility nor late game damage, he's neither of those and certainly not a hybrid. I get that it says things can vary, but its not really even close.

Singed Vanguard-Battlemage Hyrbid (with a unique play style)

He doesn't have teamfight initiation. And though he is kind of like a Battlemage, he apparently isn't like what they had in mind, as they even stated he has no class and he's a bit of a random.

Anomander1 votes

SO you like to shroom while playing a running simulator? Seems normal enough to me.

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