Why does Kha'Zix never pay in dollars?

Kha as a cashier

: Uh, I seem to have lost my credit card : Do you have any change? Change is good.

Why can Zed not be a banker? Because "Balance is weakness".

Why does Gangplank make the best tax collector? Because "Everyone pays!"

Gtfo

my eyes are bleeding

oh my God what have you done

LOLOL this was cleaver well done OP

Admittedly expected a Kha'zixstan joke, so touche on surprising me. +1

Why is Lissandra always looking at you?

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She buried the world in eyes.

Actually because he is so useless he is always super far behind and has no money LOL

Another Kha as cashier

I got no problem with change (insert tf passive)