Why does Kha'Zix never pay in dollars?
: Change is good
: Change is good
Kha as a cashier
: Uh, I seem to have lost my credit card
: Do you have any change? Change is good.
Why can Zed not be a banker? Because "Balance is weakness".
Why does Gangplank make the best tax collector? Because
"Everyone pays!"
Gtfo
my eyes are bleeding
Why is Lissandra always looking at you?
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She buried the world in eyes.
LOLOL this was cleaver well done OP
oh my God
what have you done 
Admittedly expected a Kha'zixstan joke, so touche on surprising me. +1
Actually because he is so useless he is always super far behind and has no money LOL
Another Kha as cashier
I got no problem with change (insert tf passive)