Best responses you've given to people in game

SpecterVonBaren··7 votes·749 views

What are some of the best one liners, or jokes, or passionate speeches you've given in a game before?

One time I was playing really well on Thresh but I ended up getting caught by the enemy when I was warding their jungle and my ADC tried to help me out and we both died and I said that they should have left me with their response being they didn't want me to die, so I said.

"Ditch me. I'm a masochist. Abandoning me turns me on."

There was another time I was kind of snarky in a game, I wasn't raging or anything but I was playing Captain Contrarian pretty hard and someone said, "Specter, have you ever thought to yourself, man I'm a really annoying person to be around?" to which I said, "Yes."

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TTK Dreadnought7 votes

I love finding opponents or teammates who like to joke around. Once had a Corporate Dr. Mundo outplay my friend who was Amumu Jg. his response to the mundo "Amumu need better life insurance. Amumu not going with Mundo Corp again."

DeathTheHorseman2 votes

Had a teamate Karma mid that hard flamed everyone on our team and left the jungler to die in invade while farming in lane. (around lvl 3)

Later when our jungler left her to die to a tower dive when being at raptors and she typed: "This fcker was at raptors and didn't help" Our jungler replied with: "Well you didn't help me earlier either"

Then the enemy jungler typed: "Well Karma is a b1tch"

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That is by far the best league chat i have witnessed.

(Also 5 man premades 4 headhunters + weather janna)

Janna "Todays weather forecast is that heads will roll"

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Our support Nami+Draven after a disaster on bot:

Nami "When they release the Draven chroma packs you must totally get one color"

Draven Draven: "What color"

Nami "bronze"

Half the players typed savage in chat after xD

Face The Sun5 votes

"Fuck janna!"

Me: "gonna cost u 2.95 per min"

JayHog19923 votes

Me playing Veigar support and I show up to gank and kill the Veigar Mid lane.

"Out-Eviled! MUAHAHHAHA!"

Señor Weazel3 votes

whenever some schmuck tries to tower dive me at low HP when i playBlitzcrank support ( i always go tank support and 40%CDR) and ill hook them into tower and unleash my combo on them before they can even attack me only to watch them run and die to tower shots i always type "?" or "get blitzed." Also, when i try to pick off a low HP champ asBlitzcrank , but its more than i can chew and he / she murders me. i always type "AND DON'T YOU COME BACK HERE AGAIN." xD

Eunbi Bias2 votes

To the salty people out there

"Would you like some fries with your salt? With some hot sauce for a Burn?"

TheSequelsRBad2 votes

Whenever I play Illaoi, and people complain about how op she is, I usually respond with...

"STAY IN MOTION!"

or

"YOU ARE NOT IN MOTION!"

Or one of her other motion related quotes. I mean come on, she legit tells you how to beat her.

EWBS Mithilesh2 votes

as Shaco after i see someone low that got out of the fight i sneak around and throw shiv dealing 600 damage you have slain an enemy "WTF" "AP shaco bb"

Pantheon gets a triple kill /all serving death is my true profession

Nunu ult from bush, full channel. spam laugh button as im auto-attacking to finish. or im at their inhib turret as top nunu. they send whole team to catch me, but i get away. spam laugh

Asudurga1 votes

Walking up to a TwistedFate as Final Boss Veigar and ulting for a one-shot.

"Game Over."

TTK Dreadnought1 votes

Literally did that matchup earlier. i was final boss veigar versus a twisted fate.

Sèx Craved Eve1 votes

I've said so many dickish things. Something not dickish was a guy said "hurr durr ur'e 13 is n ur naym", or something. I responded with "I'm 14 now". Dunno why that one stuck with me so hard but it was funny at the time

runedara1 votes

I was playing sona and the jungler bitched at me for saying how long will it take me to use R. I said if you bitch more even longer.

Sonicblaster331 votes

As Shyvana I was up against a Vi, she asked how I was doing more damage than her. I responded, "My fisting techniques are just better."

420 grams1 votes

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As Shyvana I was up against a Vi, she asked how I was doing more damage than her. I responded, "My fisting techniques are just better."

Would've been funnier the other way around

Mad King Hades1 votes

The best thing I ever said, the one that keeps sticking with me. It was a game where I was mid? Kassadin? against a Kayle? I was annoyed, because I had to stay under turret. I just started spamming things like 'Why don't you love me?' 'Yay, you love me' when she killed me 'See, I love you too' when I killed one of them. 'If you give me a penta I will marry you.' I said to my lane opponent. It was very funny in my opinion, and it bugs me that I don't exactly know who I was or who I fought.

TheSlogs1 votes

My favorite is Enemy: "your bad" Me: "what about my bad?" Or Me: "that was my bad, sorry"

420 grams1 votes

We had a really good thresh so I said he was getting honored. Them at the end of the game he said "ez", so in the post game lobby I said he wasn't getting honored.

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