Best responses you've given to people in game

SpecterVonBaren·7/16/2016, 5:08:37 PM·7 votes·749 views

What are some of the best one liners, or jokes, or passionate speeches you've given in a game before?

One time I was playing really well on Thresh but I ended up getting caught by the enemy when I was warding their jungle and my ADC tried to help me out and we both died and I said that they should have left me with their response being they didn't want me to die, so I said.

"Ditch me. I'm a masochist. Abandoning me turns me on."

There was another time I was kind of snarky in a game, I wasn't raging or anything but I was playing Captain Contrarian pretty hard and someone said, "Specter, have you ever thought to yourself, man I'm a really annoying person to be around?" to which I said, "Yes."

17 Comments

TTK Dreadnought7/16/2016, 5:14:56 PM7 votes

I love finding opponents or teammates who like to joke around. Once had a Corporate Dr. Mundo outplay my friend who was Amumu Jg. his response to the mundo "Amumu need better life insurance. Amumu not going with Mundo Corp again."

Face The Sun7/16/2016, 7:02:15 PM5 votes

"Fuck janna!"

Me: "gonna cost u 2.95 per min"

JayHog19927/16/2016, 6:07:17 PM3 votes

Me playing Veigar support and I show up to gank and kill the Veigar Mid lane.

"Out-Eviled! MUAHAHHAHA!"

Señor Weazel7/16/2016, 6:12:32 PM3 votes

whenever some schmuck tries to tower dive me at low HP when i playBlitzcrank support ( i always go tank support and 40%CDR) and ill hook them into tower and unleash my combo on them before they can even attack me only to watch them run and die to tower shots i always type "?" or "get blitzed." Also, when i try to pick off a low HP champ asBlitzcrank , but its more than i can chew and he / she murders me. i always type "AND DON'T YOU COME BACK HERE AGAIN." xD

EWBS Mithilesh7/16/2016, 6:57:14 PM2 votes

as Shaco after i see someone low that got out of the fight i sneak around and throw shiv dealing 600 damage you have slain an enemy "WTF" "AP shaco bb"

Pantheon gets a triple kill /all serving death is my true profession

Nunu ult from bush, full channel. spam laugh button as im auto-attacking to finish. or im at their inhib turret as top nunu. they send whole team to catch me, but i get away. spam laugh

Eunbi Bias7/16/2016, 5:17:21 PM2 votes

To the salty people out there

"Would you like some fries with your salt? With some hot sauce for a Burn?"

TheSequelsRBad7/16/2016, 6:06:19 PM2 votes

Whenever I play Illaoi, and people complain about how op she is, I usually respond with...

"STAY IN MOTION!"

or

"YOU ARE NOT IN MOTION!"

Or one of her other motion related quotes. I mean come on, she legit tells you how to beat her.

Sèx Craved Eve7/16/2016, 6:52:19 PM1 votes

I've said so many dickish things. Something not dickish was a guy said "hurr durr ur'e 13 is n ur naym", or something. I responded with "I'm 14 now". Dunno why that one stuck with me so hard but it was funny at the time

Asudurga7/16/2016, 5:36:07 PM1 votes

Walking up to a TwistedFate as Final Boss Veigar and ulting for a one-shot.

"Game Over."

runedara7/16/2016, 7:07:45 PM1 votes

I was playing sona and the jungler bitched at me for saying how long will it take me to use R. I said if you bitch more even longer.

Sonicblaster337/16/2016, 7:50:42 PM1 votes

As Shyvana I was up against a Vi, she asked how I was doing more damage than her. I responded, "My fisting techniques are just better."

Mad King Hades7/16/2016, 8:10:00 PM1 votes

The best thing I ever said, the one that keeps sticking with me. It was a game where I was mid? Kassadin? against a Kayle? I was annoyed, because I had to stay under turret. I just started spamming things like 'Why don't you love me?' 'Yay, you love me' when she killed me 'See, I love you too' when I killed one of them. 'If you give me a penta I will marry you.' I said to my lane opponent. It was very funny in my opinion, and it bugs me that I don't exactly know who I was or who I fought.

TheSlogs7/16/2016, 9:14:32 PM1 votes

My favorite is Enemy: "your bad" Me: "what about my bad?" Or Me: "that was my bad, sorry"

420 grams7/16/2016, 9:49:04 PM1 votes

We had a really good thresh so I said he was getting honored. Them at the end of the game he said "ez", so in the post game lobby I said he wasn't getting honored.