How some Boards members do their thing on the Boards reflects what champions they play.

Laughing Fish: Comes out of nowhere, hitting you fast and hard, and when the comments pour in he handles them all at once. Occasionally he will take a lowly scum-commentor and hit them really hard with a fast witty comment. (Garen sitting in a bush, comes out with a Q to silence you, when your team comes to fight him he just spins to win, then when someone is low... Justice!)

Malicious Metal: Takes a while to make his way to threads, but when he finally arrives, he comes with a fucking tidal wave of swag that cannot be easily subdued. (Mordekaiser stomping his way to lane with a dragon pet)

Mira Anya Enthe: Makes a quick post, waits it out and sees how it does. When it doesn't go her way or she gets bored, she disappears as fast as she came. (Shyvana running up to you with super sanic speed, having a fight with you, speeding away when the fight goes awry)

TyrekGoldenSpear: Stands back and shoots out comments and posts from afar, but usually too far out to notice. (Azir in a nutshell)

Tides of Blood: Is so bloody red-dy to be vein. (Like Vladimir)

Big Lincoln: Either a looming presence when ahead of the game or several steps behind and cannot keep up. (Juggernauts in a nutshell)

Blue Moon Wolf: We all forget about him until he suddenly shows up with his flashy custom icon. (Wukong in a nutshell, except replace 'custom icon' with 'ultimate')

Every Yasuo Main: Can be reasonable to a fault, but eventually when there's enough of them everything falls to chaos. (Do I even NEED to explain this one?)

Ralanr: You know he's coming when it's a post about tanks. But when he arrives, it's either a hit or miss. (Just like Sion's ult)

Lee Mains: Literally and figuratively blind. Cannot use the Boards properly, and ruin it for everyone. (This one is ironic)

Melledoneus: Is watching at all times, but you will see him randomly show up. He shows up where people are, but you never know when he will show up, and when he does he tries to make a lasting impression. He may even provoke a few people to attack him. (When the blue ninja presses R, then lands an E, shit happens)

Deep Terror Nami: You get hit before you even know who hit you. He washes away the negativity with a well-placed, telegraphed dank meme you saw coming but still got hit hard by. (Nami ult, bubble, if you don't get this play Nam

If I missed anyone, I apologize. Now it is time to conclude with some ancient words of wisdom:

#"Cy@" -Confucius, Conqueror of Unknown Realms