Describe your love/sex life with your Main Champ's quotes
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seductive chiming
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My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
T.T
No technique is forbidden
"You were alone the whole time! Bwa ha ha!"
"Accelerated movement, I concur."
"It's over when I say."
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hehehehehehhe
Let me be honest - I have no idea what I'm doing
Yep... that went exactly how I didn't want it to go
If there are limits... I haven't found them yet.
Every rule needs a break.
That worked in another timeline.
I'm old enough to buy this
Never go full robot.
So, uh... how about that weather?
shouted any good names lately?
_I have seen two paths, and made another between _
One for each of my big six champions. Disclaimer: none of these are necessarily accurate to me, they were just too good of an opportunity to pass up.
"Who will be eaten first?"
"Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless."
"Uh, oh, ah, wha- wait. See? Perfection." (Note: standard Kayle has so few lines and none that could reasonably be used as innuendo, so I used one of Aether Wing's quotes. Sue me.)
"We're in this together."
"Yes, that was a banana. No one expects the banana."
"These gems aren't just for show."
"How delightfully painful <3 "
"No pain, no drain"
"Misery loves company"
Getting Hungry...
Want Meat!
Keep coming! Not full!
: "Aww, c'mon, what's the worst that could happen?"
"For centuries, I have watched."
"Smiles and screams, I bring both."
Before married life: I am neither the first, nor the last
After getting Married: I shall endure
Boop
clicking noises
ROCK SOLID 
"My hands are stained."
That tastes purple!
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Next time, try to leave a dent." Challenge accepted!
If I'm delirious for some reason, the condom comes to life and pledges to protect me.
You can't milk those!
"Okay."
"And now... We wait..."
The 16th reason I hate Omega Squad, I guess...
Somebody's day is about to get rekt.
"..."
"..."
"Sure you can handle me, summoner?"
"If you want to be on top, you have to reach for it."
Wait until my seeds take root. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
FEAR NOT, I'M COMING.
"Is that a rocket in your pocket?"
No. :(
- Not quittin till its right
- Your will, my hands
- Let us eat voraciously and over indulge
"Yep, that tasted purple"
Just let me rule you. I ask so little
"Quit flopping around."
"I let my hands do the talking."
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
"its scary what comes out of you" - Dragon Trainor
"I don't need hours or days or years, I only need seconds."
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"Keep coming, not full!"
You only need to click once, fool!