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Ralanr58 votes

Even shadows are consumed by darkness.

T RexHasTinyArms9 votes

Read this.... Not sure if I should keep reading.

...... Nope, we're good here. Can't be topped boards. This guy wins, I'm going home.

Ralanr5 votes

Does this mean I win an internet?!

PROJECT Fizz8 votes

You gain +1 internets Conglaturations, you are win!

Starfish H31 votes

You think Assassains are your main? You merely play assassains, I autolocked into it, changed by it, I didn't get to play support till Dynamic came out. By then it was nothing to me but a walking Ward. Your teammates betray you because they wished they had me.

Ariel the Cruel7 votes

By then it was nothing to me but a walking Ward

TahmKench Keep Galio talking Janna scrub. ;p

EDIT: I really wanted to put Braum here. But the statement was too toxic to be in-character.

crippler382 votes

shaco could be there

HeadHonchkrow1 votes

hail shaco support

TacoTheKitten15 votes

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TaoistMaster6 votes

Standing Ward Teemo

DazedOnlooker2 votes

My boxes said "hi" as well Shaco.

jama65517 votes

noc mid actually craps on most ad mid laners the spell shield plus steroid is invaluable

Ralanr19 votes

You could say, he's their nightmare.

AbusingMyRights7 votes

Renekton mmm ad mid laners

Captain Aishi2 votes

renekton generally fares much better against AP champions than AD ones though (aside from talon, poor guy, but then again, fizz has it even worse)

TaoistMaster3 votes

Chogath nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnonm

charcharmunro12 votes

Does Nocturne mid, like... Actually work? Situationally, I'd assume, but.

Zitoshi2 votes

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Does Nocturne mid, like... Actually work? Situationally, I'd assume, but.

Man, I really want to try it now... Nocturne ftw

Auz the Ripper13 votes

It does actually, especially against zed.

Noc bullies him early because of all of the steriods and Noc can spellshield at anytime during deathmark's .75 cast time to block it. Plus Nocturne is amazing at roaming post-6.

You have to be pretty effective with Nocturne though. Laning with him is rather tricky because you can't really freeze the wave and mana management is very important.

WutsKraken7 votes

In a nutshell: Is the enemy midlaner a melee assassin? If yes, Nocturne will crush them Is the enemy midlaner an immoble burst mage relying on a form of CC to survive? If yes, Nocturne will crush them Does the ranged enemy midlaner have one long CD dash or blink to survive? If yes, Nocturne will crush them post-6 Does the ranged enemy midlaner have multiple dashes or blinks to survive? If yes, Nocturne will feel sad...so he'll gank bot instead

charcharmunro1 votes

So... Basically don't pick him into Ahri or Ezreal or Kassadin?

WutsKraken1 votes

Ahri maybe yes maybe no Ezreal and Kassadjn? Oh hell yes pick him vs them and go ham

Zedex1 votes

ezreal vs nocturne...You're asking to get kited. item 3025

WutsKraken2 votes

No one starts the game with IBG. Ezreal does not have the early damage to kill Nocturne, Nocturne can chase down or at the very least just straight out push Ezreal Worst case scenario: just push and roam with Nocturne with his absurdly strong level 6 ganks and screw over his team instead

Captain Aishi1 votes

anivia does well against nocturne despite being immobile though, cause her Q can pop his spell shield then stun him, and her wall can interrupt his ult dash for some reason

Ak Thunder1 votes

yes its works, he is assassin so you would play him like a zed or a talon or a yasuo

Ariel the Cruel10 votes

Shen I hear you play Zed. Dive me. I dare you.

charcharmunro2 votes

Shen mid, as I recall, is just like Shen top. "He can't kill them, they can't kill him."

Sahn Uzal1 votes

Unless you underestimate how much damage shen does. He actually deals a ton of damage o.0 I also think shen became a lot easier to kill compared to old shen over time. summoner 31

charcharmunro1 votes

I think he's a lot easier to poke down compared to old Shen, but you can't skirmish with him.

Sahn Uzal1 votes

Ya, I agree. Especially if the Shen is smart enough to set up his spirit sword in the opponents side of the lane before the minions get there. summoner 31

crippler381 votes

I mean they know where your sword is at all times don't they? don't they get a big arrow or something?

Sahn Uzal1 votes

If you wanna farm, it's basically impossible to not stand between Shen and his blade, if he positions it right. Especially if you are melee. summoner 31

crippler381 votes

well that covers the first sword pull but not every one after that ya know? besides how common is it for you to go in before level 2 were you'll be between them and the sword anyway before taunt

Sahn Uzal1 votes

Shen players like to set their sword up before the minions spawn. Also, not only does getting hit by Shen's sword punish you because Shen gets that AS, you'll also get slowed when running away from Shen. So what you do, you set up your Spirit blade, CS a bit just like your laner, Q so the sword goes through them and out trade them with ease, they can't really say no to the trade because they'll be slowed! summoner 31

crippler381 votes

tried this, it was funny against the poor poppy, would of oppressed her more in lane (because no mana costs) if I didn't walk into her explosion foolishly thinking it didn't hurt, but it was interesting. Thanks for the tip.

Sahn Uzal1 votes

Haha no problem ^^ Have fun with it dude! summoner 31

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Generally true.

But you can always count on Zed to turret dive you the moment you hit half health. I'm suspect Zed players are just Riven mains taking a break. ;p

charcharmunro1 votes

I recall playing a game... I wasn't mid, but their mid was Zed and I think ours was... Ahri? Not really sure, but... Like... 40 seconds after laning started, I saw in chat "Zed no summoners." I was just like "...Already?" She didn't even die.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Health orb OP. Better nerf Sona.

FantasySniper3 votes

But it's kind of hard to not go oom when laning Nocturne.

Karma Deified4 votes

item 2033

UB3R 1337 H4X1 votes

Start item 1027 item 2031 ( item 2010 x3 if you have the mastery ) and build into item 2033 if you continue to have mana problems. This will work with every champion that has mana issues.

YOLO420SWAGSCOPE2 votes

I remembered when I tried noc mid and got dumpstered hard on by a zed wtf lol

NA Darklarik6 votes

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I remembered when I tried noc mid and got dumpstered hard on by a zed wtf lol

Cuz you suck brah :v

TheFireFlight2 votes

I can't seem to shed a light on this subject.

Jhin UItd JFK1 votes

Nocturne so underrated in the mid lane... he shits on Zed and Talon pre 6 and post 6 if he gets fed enough... his roams are the things of nightmares (literally) he can bully very hard, his all ins are great, and his spellshield is bread and butter for mid lane 1v1's.

Idk why Nocturne isn't more popular, love playing him and shitting on people with him

The Ecdysiast1 votes

Spooky. Oh, do you know if Noc can use the spellshield to block the end of the ultimate?

UB3R 1337 H4X2 votes

He can use it to block the spell both when activated and when it will pop.

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