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Virgin Ray34 votes

If only RIOT allowed Mordekaiser to ride the dragon.

Excitidly Insane38 votes

I really need to stop reading forum posts with a dirty mind.

Malicious Metal31 votes

Hue. :^)

Excitidly Insane18 votes

On the flip side this post could give birth to Morde X Shyvanna art.

Malicious Metal20 votes

Please, for the sake of everything that is unholy don't let that happen...

Excitidly Insane2 votes

I never said it would appear on lolhentai.

Maybe you shouldn't read the boards with a dirty mind either :p

Melledoneus17 votes

Fine, fine.

Mordekaiser X Aurelion Sol.

HighH15 votes

Haha I didn't want to stop my 10 years of therapy anyways,thanks for the images in my mind!

Melledoneus3 votes

Not as bad as Ahrnie.

Squidblimp3 votes

Ahri + Annie? Ahrnie? Arnie? Arnold? AROLD SCHWARZENEGGER?!

rtbf2256182414 votes

What? Arnold is evolving!

Arnold has successfully evolved into Arold.

BattleBalladeer1 votes

Sion Revert Confirmed

SociopathFriend3 votes

Googling it

Excitidly Insane3 votes

Well thar you go wasn't so bad. Nice find!

Aradia Megido2 votes

Deviantart is one hell of a crazy place..

KANYE OBAMA GOD2 votes

H-ew :^(

VezeritsCz2 votes

That would be amazing :D

Knalxz19 votes

Leona I AM NO MAN!

Xilixer5 votes

am i the only one who honestly that scene was so cheesy and bs good guy luck?

revliledpembroke11 votes

Probably, considering that it came straight out of the book written in the 50's, long before it would have gotten as "cheesy" as you apparently think it is.

Shinjusuke6 votes

Big fan of all the LotR universe, but you have to admit that was literally one of the lamest moments in the entire story, and the movies make it worse by the way it's phrased.

"One of the most feared and powerful entities in the entire world, defeated by semantics" is pretty fuckin' lame.

Sure, it's phrased slightly better in the books, but it still gives the implication that the reason Eowyn can kill the Witch King is because she's female, which isn't why. It's supposed to be a saying or a legend about the Witch King: "He's so powerful that it's said he cannot be killed", but phrasing it as "No living man can kill him" and then having a woman kill him makes it seem like you literally couldn't harm him without being a woman, which isn't the case.

The whole scene (in both book and movie form) sells Eowyn's skill as a warrior pretty damn short, imo.

revliledpembroke2 votes

Huh, I never would have guessed that a discussion would erupt about Tolkien killing the Witch-King of Angmar through use of semantics. Especially since old Billy Shakespeare himself did the same thing. Macbeth Act 5, Scene 3 "The spirits that know All mortal consequences have pronounced me thus: “Fear not, Macbeth. No man that’s born of woman Shall e'er have power upon thee." If I remember correctly, doesn't Macduff say he was "untimely ripp'd" from his mother's womb (through what is commonly thought of as a C-Section), and thus (technically) not born at all? If the man considered to be the greatest writer of all time can do it, why can't a man who was a Literature professor do the same?

Shinjusuke1 votes

He can certainly do it, but that doesn't make it good. It's still a lame cop-out.

Furthermore, there's a bit of a difference there: Mystical spirits prophetically announcing a cryptic foretelling, as they frequently do in literature, is significantly less lazy than a word-of-mouth rumor that spreads throughout the kingdom of men.

Similar situations, sure, but it's the way that they're used that differentiates one as being lesser quality than the other. Being a "classic" or a famous member of literature history shouldn't make someone immune to critique.

Also I think perhaps you missed the point of my post: The point was that the Witch Kings death wasn't contingent on a woman being the one dealing the killing blow, Eowyn just happened to be a warrior of high enough skill and a woman. The movies latched onto the wrong part and thus cheapened the character: The scene was meant to be a moment of validation for Eowyn and a showing of her caliber as a warrior, and instead it looks like a lame lucky circumstance in her favor just because she's got a rack. It's pretty disappointing.

Blue Moon Wolf10 votes

Mordekaiser: come my pet, WE RIDE! tries to jump on to dragon and passes through it Mordekaiser: ... rito pls item 3070

Stars Shaper7 votes

Giving this post metal/metal for realism.

kile1474 votes

Well with Sol's release he has an extra opportunity.

MasterPrankster3 votes

+1 for lotr :^)

PeachsProperty3 votes

But Shyvana only has eyes for a prince. http://i.imgur.com/kkg44vM.jpg

BattleBalladeer1 votes

Arthus was cooler as a Death Knight.

BattleBalladeer2 votes

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Upvoted for The Witch King! http://45.media.tumblr.com/34ee87b777477ce7e675d6d16f2e3dfa/tumblr_mm5iiylJ0c1qm0efro1_250.gif

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#Nagul

I upvoted you because Laughing Fish, but come on man.

ChaosThief2 votes

Well, now you can have two dragons as ghosts!

(sorry shyvana, you're only half dragon)

Ariel the Cruel6 votes

Mord can't have a dragon ghost and champion ghost at the same time.

Which means Sol will probably break something.

ChaosThief1 votes

I didn't intend it as that. Though one thing that does stick around with the champion ghosts is their passives. So Sol probably will be a bit irritating as a ghost.

xXjoejaXx2 votes

He can have 3 dragons now Shyvana aurelion and the summoners rift dragon

Fishtaco2 votes

Guys... Why isn't this a thing... I mean, would this not be the most badass skin around xD. Ples rito, Witch King Mordekaiser

Gimilee1 votes

*witch king azir

Fishtaco2 votes

Naw, Sauron azir. He could summon a Eye-Tower and everything.

Gimilee1 votes

Oh sorry I was thinking of wrong person. I made a post on Sauron Azir about a week after he came out, for that reason. http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/skin-champion-concepts/AH52F698-great-new-skin-idea-azir

Fishtaco1 votes

Why not both lmao. Add that to Legolas Varus, Gragas Gimli, Veigar Whitebeard, and Frodo Teemo xD. Frodo Teemo would be really cool if you think about Teemo's passive xD

Gimilee1 votes

Nothing that involves Teemo is "cool"

Doctor Dyment1 votes

I was playing a ranked game the other day, and it had been so long since I played Mordekaiser that I actually forgot my ultimate gave me a dragon ghost. We killed it just as the enemy team was showing up with low health from a previous team fight, and I flashed over the wall to escape. The dragon proceeded to get me a double kill and win the team fight. I felt like a moron for forgetting.

Oerba No Naja1 votes

incroyable

Dat Muda1 votes

item 2045 item 2049

ArcticSirius1 votes

This makes me wonder what his Dragonknight skin will look like the day he gets a VU

CoolKnightST1 votes

Clarity buff: Morde can now mount his ghost dragon

BattleBalladeer1 votes

Anyone else a fan of the Rankin Bass one as well as the Peter Jackson one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWjt6LGhHsI

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