Here is a list of what my teammates see when I play each top laner.

Nasus: http://media.ifunny.com/results/2013/07/15/t7mxxncfh6.jpg

Darius: http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-lumberjack-big-axe.jpg

Illaoi: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/CENSORED.svg/2000px-CENSORED.svg.png

Aatrox: http://cdn-media.extratv.com/2016/02/23/chris-crocker-825x580.jpg

Dr. Mundo: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/sonicpokemon/images/3/32/Lickitung_AG_anime.png/revision/latest?cb=20130624045535

Jax: http://www.selfiestick-uk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Selfie-Stick-Mann-Selfie-Fun-S7.png

Garen: http://elmlandscaping.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Dwarf-Myrtle.jpg

Tryndamere: http://static1.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/11121/111217769/4540205-3792724658-muscl.jpg

Trundle: http://en.wikifur.com/w/images/f/f3/Troll.png

Maokai: https://www.askideas.com/media/41/Funny-Om-Nom-Nom-Nom-Tree-Meme-Image.jpeg

Malphite: http://gagthat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/The-Rock.jpg

Sion: https://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/25/2013/08/Family-Kronk1.jpg

Kled: https://storage.googleapis.com/imgfave/image_cache/1313118820822635.jpg

And this is why I play Shen.