Animal Noises!!!

Alright everyone gather around and let's learn about what noises different animals make

The Cow Says: : "You can't milk those!"

Huh...that doesn't seem right, alright let's try again.

The Dog Says: : "The cycle of life and death continues, we will live, they will die"

Um...no, the dog says woo--Jesus that was dark...alright next

The Bear Says: : "Let the storm follow in my wake"

OK has anyone every thought about how ridiculous the concept of a talking polar bear that can summon lightning but basically lives in League Russia is?....Next

The Bird Says: : "On my wings"

Alright, no, we're getting a different bird

The Bird Says: : "SHURIMA!!!!"

That was even worse that the last one!!! New bird

The Bird Says: : "Valor to me!"

That's a hu....that's not a bird....sigh next

The Bird says: : "GATESGATESGATESGATESGATESGATES"

....Alright, fuck it, get a turtle...turtle's don't make noise....

The Turtle says: : "GATESGATESGATESGATESGATESGATES"

...I quit.