This season, I will finally achieve the impossible!

This time, I'm finally going to join one of (if not "the") most exclusive groups in all of the LoL community. It's going to be a long hard road, I know that. And my path will be filled with trolls, feeders, Balance patches, and other obstacles. But I won't let that stop me from reaching the goal! And to all you nay Sayers out there, prepare to eat your words as I finally achieve. . .

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. . . 8 consecutive seasons of not quitting or being ranked!