So, Lee Sin walks into a bar...

So Gragas walks into a bar

And Ryze is standing at the counter, serving people drinks. Gragas, going a long time without a drink, asks Ryze, "Ay how much for a drink, scrub?"

Ryze responds, "Depends on what you want."

Gragas then searches his fat rolls and pockets and says with dismay, "Unfortunately I don't have any money, do you take anything else? What about favors?

Ryze says, "I don't take favors, sorry if you don't have any money."

Gragas, then being desperate, tries to get Ryze's favor to sell him a drink. "What about skill?" Gragas pleads, "I have a lot of skillshots, do you take skill?"

Ryze then puts down his cup, looks Gragas directly in the eye, and says with full force,

"I don't take Skill."

(culled from General Discussion - A Hero Named Falcoln)

I frequently use this joke at the beginning of games :D Helps set the tone for having fun in a game and keeping it low key.

I figured he'd just leap over it

lol please he'd just falcon kik all of them and knock them away.

Yorick walks into a bar... there is no counter.

walks into a bar. There were no survivors. A bartender walks into a bar, is at the counter. walks into a bar, then walks into a bar.

My favourite is Rengar's E:Bola Strike

Such original, much wow